Top Five Literary Werewolves by JL Merrow – Guest Blog and Giveaway


Long and Short Reviews welcomes JL Merrow who is visiting with us to celebrate the release of her newest book Camwolf. She’s giving away a prize of a $10 Dreamspinner Press gift certificate to one lucky commenter on the tour, who will be randomly chosen on Wednesday 25th July.

Top 5 Literary Werewolves

Hi, I’m JL Merrow, and I’m delighted to be here today as part of the blog tour to celebrate the release of Camwolf, my student/teacher werewolf romance set in my alma mater, Cambridge University.

You know, I missed a trick with Nick in Camwolf. If only I’d made him a doctor in English literature rather than history, he could have been quite literally a literary werewolf.

[Pause for groan]

But (you’ll be relieved to hear) that’s not what I’m talking about today. Instead, I’d like to share with you my Top 5 Literary Werewolves:

5. Lycaon

When it comes to werewolves, this guy’s the daddy. Written about by Ovid, Lycaon (from whose name we get lycanthropy) killed a traveller (or in some versions of the myth, one of his own sons—then again, he had around 50 sons, so presumably didn’t think anyone would miss the odd one), cooked him and served him up for dinner to the god Zeus.

Not liking the menu overmuch, Zeus promptly turned Lycaon into a wolf. Possibly along with all his kids, which seems a tad unfair unless they’d actively colluded in the brotherly barbecue (unlikely from considerations of space alone).

Nothing to do with the full moon, and Lycaon didn’t have the ability to change back—but still, the first known man-to-wolf transformation in literature.

4. Kveldulfr Bjalfason

This violent Viking appears in my favourite Icelandic Saga, Egil’s Saga, being the titular character’s grandad. “Ulf” is Old Norse for wolf (curiously, many werewolves have names that mean wolf; it’s almost like their parents knew) and this guy was reputed to become one as the sun went down, gaining immense strength and murderous tendencies. Hence, in a culture with a great fondness for nicknames, he became known as Kveldulfr, or Evening Wolf.

Sadly (or possibly not, given his propensity for violence—then again, the apple definitely didn’t fall far from that tree*) Egil never knew his grisly grandad; Kveldulfr died as his ship approached Iceland. His son, Skallagrim (Bald Grim; Egil’s dad and likewise not a man you’d want to cross or, in fact, come within ten miles of) promptly coffined him up, chucked him overboard, and built his farm where the coffin floated to land. As you do.

3. Dr Jekyll

I know you’re thinking WTF? right now, but bear with me. True, in Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1886) the protagonist, Dr Jekyll, doesn’t transform into a literal beast—but he does change his human shape, and Hyde embodies all that is beastly about the outwardly upstanding Dr Jekyll; he is a subtextual werewolf.

The story is in fact a classic one, playing on our fears that in all of us (or perhaps just the male of the species: discuss) there is a primal creature free from all moral constraint; composed of pure selfish will. And that giving in to the beast within can be seductive.

2. Kitty Norville

Firmly bucking the name trend (and seriously, you have to love a werewolf called Kitty!) is Carrie Vaughn’s late-night radio show host and closeted werewolf. Bucking the trend in another way, Kitty is, at the start of the series, not the alpha of the pack or even in a romance with the alpha—she’d much rather keep her head down and live a quiet life. She’s a meek werewolf, at least to begin with, and I love that reversal of expectations.

Of course, being a werewolf, she doesn’t get to stay meek.
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1. Remus Lupin

The tortured hero from the Harry Potter-verse wins the prize, if only for most wolfy names: Remus from one of the twin founders of Rome, who were suckled by a she-wolf as babies; and Lupin, from lupine, or wolfly. He became a werewolf when he was bitten as a child by Fenrir Greyback, but personally I blame the parents.

Remus was the classic reluctant werewolf, desperate not to hurt anyone. Sadly, he internalised a lot of prejudice about his condition, and spent much of his life as a lonely outcast—although he found friendship with the Marauders, and his relationship with Sirius Black is often assumed by fans to have been closer than just chums. (Remus also got married later in life, but the less said about that bizarre, chemistry-free relationship, the better.)

Remus’s lycanthropy, with its social stigma, has been described by the author as a metaphor for HIV/AIDS*, although this is problematic—on the whole, Rowling’s werewolves tend to reinforce the idea that they are rightly to be feared, although I’m sure carrying that over into the metaphor was not her intention. And I like to think society is generally more enlightened now about the real-world medical conditions than at the time Rowling was first writing the character.

*For those who watch the TV series Vikings: that scene where Ivar, as a young boy, kills another kid over a ball game was totally stolen from Egil’s Saga.

Question: Who’s your favourite fictional** werewolf?
**Or, I guess, real? (gulp)

A race to save his lover—by becoming his own worst nightmare.

Dr. Nick Sewell has it all. Good friends, a career as a Cambridge academic… and recently, a tendency to turn into a wolf every full moon. When a new student arrives from Germany, Nick is horrified by his visceral attraction to the troubled youth—not to mention his violent jealousy when he sees Julian with another man. He’s floored to find out Julian is a werewolf too.
Unlike Nick, Julian has spent his life among other wolves, and in this subject, he’s the teacher and Nick the student. Nick struggles to adjust to this reversal of roles, especially since he’s an alpha and Julian a natural submissive. That dynamic just adds to the attraction smoldering between them, whether they’re in human form or wolf.

But Julian’s pack and the abuse he suffered isn’t far behind him, and it wants to reclaim him. For Nick to hold on to his lover, he’ll have to embrace the monster within.

Camwolf was previously published by Samhain, but has been completely re-edited and given a lovely new cover for this second edition by Dreamspinner Press.

About the Author:JL Merrow is that rare beast, an English person who refuses to drink tea. She read Natural Sciences at Cambridge, where she learned many things, chief amongst which was that she never wanted to see the inside of a lab ever again.

She writes (mostly) contemporary gay romance and mysteries, and is frequently accused of humour. Two of her novels have won Rainbow Awards for Romantic Comedy (Slam!, 2013 and Spun!, 2017) and several of her books have been EPIC Awards finalists, including Muscling Through, Relief Valve (the Plumber’s Mate Mysteries) and To Love a Traitor.

JL Merrow is a member of the Romantic Novelists’ Association, the Crime Writers Association, International Thriller Writers, Verulam Writers and the UK GLBTQ Fiction Meet organising team.

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From a Jack to a King by Scotty Cade – Guest Blog and Giveaway

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Scotty Cade who is visiting with us to celebrate the recent release of From a Jack to a King. Answer the author’s question at the end of his post to be entered into a drawing for an e-book of “From a Jack to a King.”

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Happy Summer!

Firstly, I’d like to thank Marianne and everyone over at Long and Short Review for allowing me to stop in today and spend a little time with you. I truly appreciate your support and the support of your readers.

I’m going to spend a little time with you today to bring attention to my latest release From a Jack to a King. The blurb and excerpt will pretty much give you an overview of the novel, and coupled with the fact that I’ve done five blog spots about the book so far with four or five more to go, I’d thought I’d use Long and Short Reviews to introduce you to Bay Whitman. Bay is one of the main characters of the novel and although he is a brilliant man, like many of us, he’s also a deeply flawed man.

Without giving away too much of the story, Bay is nothing more than an introverted nerd. Not my words, that’s a direct quote from him, but he would much rather spend fifteen hours a day in a tiny closet writing his “Jack Robbins” mystery novels than do just about anything. Especially venturing out in public. But when Jack Robbins unexpectedly makes it big, Bay is thrust into a world for which he is not the least bit prepared. His schedule used to consist of waking, eating and writing. Now he has press tours, book signings, and personal appearances to conquer. For the normal man that all sounds very exciting, but for a man who rarely left his apartment or interacted with anyone on a regular basis, this is debilitating.

With his first major book tour quickly approaching, Bay has exhausted all possibilities of ways to avoid all of it. With no other solutions at hand, Bay takes a drink. And then another. But as the alcohol settles him down things become a little clearer. He realizes all he really needs to do is be more like Jack Robbins. Jack is handsome, strong, secure and confident. All the things Bay isn’t. But Bay created him. And now Bay knows what he needs to do. He’ll just assume Jack’s identity when he’s in the public eye. Dress like him. Talk like him. Walk with Jack’s swagger, but most importantly be calm, cool, and collected like Jack.

So Bay spent the next couple of weeks doing just that. And when the press tour began, everything fell into place and Bay pulled off the biggest stolen identity in history. By the end of the tour, the press was convinced that Jack Robbins was a character based on Bay Whitman instead of the other way around.

Okay, so Bay and I will leave you here and let you read the excerpt. But before we let you go, I’d like to know if you’ve ever borrowed a piece of someone else’s personality to get through a tough time. Maybe someone with a little more coolness or confidence? If you post, you’ll automatically be entered into a drawing for an e-book of From a Jack to a King.

Thanks for spending the time with me and I wish you and yours a wonderful and relaxed 4th of July weekend.

Now here’s the blurb, excerpt, and lot of other stuff about where to find me and my books, especially From a Jack to a King.

New York Times best-selling mystery writer Bay Whitman leads the life of a celebrity—at least on the surface. In public he’s self-assured and in control. Women hang on his every word, while men envy his confidence and swagger. But in reality, Bay is a loner. He’s shy and introverted, and his life consists of sitting in a dimly lit room writing his famous Jack Robbins mystery novels. His one vice—gambling. Winning an escort in a poker game will change Bay’s life in ways he never imagined.

Matthew “King” Slater is one of the hottest tickets in gay porn. He spends his days in front of the camera and his nights as a highly paid escort to the rich and famous. Deep down, he craves romance and a real connection, but his past makes it hard to separate the needs of his body from those of his heart. For now, it’s easier to think of sex as just a job. But while doing a shoot in Vegas, King is hired for a tryst at a famous hotel and casino, and his handsome client might blur the line between work and play.

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“Tell me something,” King asked, “if you’re so uneasy in your role as a well-known author, why do you do it?”

Bay didn’t respond right away. He stirred his drink with his finger while he appeared to be carefully considering his answer. “The short answer—because I have to write,” he said. “It’s not only my creative outlet, but it’s the way someone like me experiences life. The way we’re heard.”

King sipped his drink again. “What did you do before you became so successful? If you don’t mind me asking.”

“I’ve always written,” Bay explained. “But believe it or not, before I became famous I was a copywriter and editor. I worked from home and paid the bills by writing ad copy and marketing materials for an advertising agency and editing newspaper articles.”

“I see,” King said. “When did you start writing fiction?”

“Like I said, I’ve always written fiction. What I thought was okay, I self-published. The rest sat locked away on my computer, never to see the light of day.”

“Did they sell?”

“I sold some copies here and there but never enough to really amount to anything. Until—”

“The Jack Robbins novels?”
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Bay nodded. “Shortly after I released A Tryst in Thailand, my first Robbins novel, someone from Random House read it, loved it, and contacted me to ask if I would be interested in having them rerelease it under their imprint, with new editing and a new cover. Of course I jumped at the chance, never imagining it would be successful. I mean… I couldn’t really imagine so many people reading my work. I simply thought it would sell a few hundred copies and that would be that.”

“Apparently that’s not what happened,” King said.

“Nope,” Bay replied.

“I’m sorry to say I haven’t read any of your work, but I will. I mean… I’ve been sort of caught up in my own tawdry success. Nowhere near your status but not too shabby in my world.”

Bay held up his glass in a toast. “Here’s to our shared success.”

King touched his glass to Bay’s and took a sip. “What do you think makes your work so successful?”

“I’ve been told one of the draws to my work is because I do a thorough job with my research. In my novels it’s important to me that a reader can clearly picture a location by the detailed description of the scene. Using every tool at my disposal, I research images, history books, travel guides, the internet, etc. I piece together the location for a scene in my head as if I’ve actually been there, and then I describe it. Oh hell. I don’t know. You’re probably sorry you asked.”

“No! Please go on,” King said. “I find this very interesting.”

Bay appeared to be gathering his thoughts, and then he spoke. “Well. Each of the Robbins novels takes place in an exotic locale. In my early twenties, when I was finally out of school and my phobias were at their height, I did massive amounts of research for each of my novels. It was good to get facts right, but it was also a way for me to leave my apartment without ever having to actually do it—”

“So that’s what you meant by ‘the way someone like me experiences life,’” King interrupted.

Bay nodded.

“Okay, sorry. Go on.”

“So by the time I’d finished researching a locale,” Bay continued, “I felt like I had actually been there.”

King pointed at Bay’s forehead. “I can’t imagine the amount of knowledge that must be stored away up there.”

Bay smiled weakly. “On the few occasions my father was sober, lucid, and feeling fatherly, he would say, ‘If you know a little something about a lot of things, you’ll always be able to contribute to a conversation.’ The thing is, I never left the confines of my four walls, so I never had a chance to share anything I learned with anyone.”

“Now you share it with the world,” King said.

“I suppose.”

“And you’re here now,” King said, “sharing your story with me, and you seem fine.”

“The truth is I have about 340 days a year to prepare myself for the four weeks a year I have to do promotional work,” Bay explained. “And because I take on Jack Robbins’s personality, I can grin, bear it, and play the part. But once this is over, it’s back home for me until the next book release.”

About the Author:Scotty Cade left Corporate America and twenty-five years of Marketing and Public Relations behind to buy an Inn & Restaurant on the island of Martha’s Vineyard with his partner of over twenty years. He started writing stories as soon as he could read, but just eight years ago for publication. With the Inn and restaurant now sold, you can find him in Greenville, South Carolina, where he and his husband are restoring a hundred-year-old house or in Charleston, South Carolina, on their boat simply hanging out. Being from the south and a lover of commitment and fidelity, all of his characters find their way to long healthy relationships, however long it takes them to get there. He believes that in the end, the boy should always get the boy.

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Stranger in a Foreign Land by Michael Murphy – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Michael Murphy who is celebrating the release of his newest book

Stranger in a Foreign Land
By Michael Murphy

Many times the person most likely to extend a helping hand to someone in need is the person who can least afford to help, someone who has nothing extra to spare. But fortunately, ability does not equal drive to help. And that is the case in Stranger in a Foreign Land. The one who reaches out to help one in need is Jack. The one in need is Patrick, but his needs are perhaps more than any one friend can help with.

He started a standard business trip as Patrick, but he ended that trip in a horrific car crash, barely escaping from a burning cab with his life. His skin is burned, his clothes are shredded, he’s battered and bruised. He’s filthy with soot and smoke, but at least he’s alive. It’s just too bad he has not a single clue about who he is, where he is, or why he’s there – wherever “there” is.

None of the people around him look like him. He can’t understand a single word anyone says. He’s physically a mess, aching or sore and barely able to move. And the heat and humidity is overwhelming. The sun beats down relentlessly on him, making movement in the middle of the day torturous, making him crave water just that much more.

Patrick is scared, starving, and very, very much alone, a stranger in a very foreign land. What he so desperately needs is a single friendly face, someone to care, someone to extend a helping hand to him because he is in desperate need. And just when he needs it most, Jack appears and offers that hand.

Eating what he can steal or pick up out of the trash, Patrick is barely surviving. Because he’s so scared, he hides, afraid of everything. But despite his best efforts at concealing himself, people see him; Jack sees him. Jack wants to help, but he isn’t sure how to do it. Patrick is clearly desperately in need and doesn’t have anything, so Jack takes him some of the basics of life – bottled water, something to eat, and something to clean himself up a little bit.

But even the fact that someone has tried to help him scares Patrick because it means that his efforts at hiding himself have been found out. Should he move to another place and try again? Should he try to talk with his benefactor? He wishes he knew the right thing to do. As he soon discovers, alone he doesn’t know what to do, but together with Jack, they can try to work out the best course of action.

After an accident stole his memory, the only home former American businessman Patrick knows is Bangkok. He recovers under the tender ministrations of Jack, an Australian ex-pat who works nights at a pineapple cannery. Together they search for clues to Patrick’s identity, but without success, and soon that forgotten past seems less and less important as they build a new life together.

But the past comes crashing in when Patrick’s brother travels to Thailand looking for him… and demanding Patrick returns to Los Angeles, away from Jack and the only world familiar to him. The attention also causes trouble for Jack, and to make their way back to each other, Patrick will need to find not only himself, but Jack as well, before everything is lost….

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THE WHEELS of the fully loaded 747 jumbo jet slammed down onto the runway in Bangkok, as rough a landing as the flight had been. Despite the jarring touchdown, Patrick had a sense of overwhelming joy for the fact that this leg of his trip was nearly over. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to say he felt the anticipation of impending great joy, because otherwise he felt like day-old dog crap.

Every time Patrick made this flight, he told himself he would never again subject himself to the ordeal. Surely he would remember before agreeing to another such trip that flights that lasted more than twelve hours were killers. But every time, he forgot and agreed once again to make the long haul halfway around the world.

This time—with God as his witness—this time would be different, he told himself, as the plane that had moments before so gracefully glided through the air, now lumbered across the taxiway, swaying as it made its way slowly to the terminal.

This trip had included the added misery because he’d waited too late to book his ticket. His work in London had taken longer than originally budgeted, so he’d had to postpone his departure for Bangkok. When he’d finally been able to leave London, all the first-class and business-class seats for the flight from London to Bangkok were gone. Although he wanted to pay to sit up front with more room so he could work—maybe lie back and sleep for a while—he was relegated to the back of the bus with the rest of the passengers in coach. If he hadn’t been so pressed for time, he would have waited and taken another flight, one where he could have gotten a seat in first class. But he was due in a meeting first thing the next morning, so flexibility and time were two luxuries he did not have on this leg of the trip. He’d had to suck it up and deal with the situation, but that didn’t stop him from grumbling to himself.

When they had finally parked at the gate, he knew no matter how much he wanted to be off that airplane—and he really, really, really wanted to get off—it would only further the torture to even think about getting out of his seat just yet. Nothing was going to happen right away; no one was going to move anytime soon where he was seated near the back of the plane, so why bother even trying. Standing would only take him from his uncomfortable seat to stand uncomfortably in the overcrowded aisle, assuming he could even squeeze into it.

He had read the reports by the so-called experts on how a fully loaded 747 could be evacuated in something like ninety seconds. He wondered why those same experts didn’t make a report on how long it took to deplane a fully loaded 747 after a twelve-hour flight, when everyone had to get out of their seat, stretch their sore and aching muscles, find their carry-ons, hit someone by accident with luggage that was too large, then have to stop and hold up everyone else while they apologized, and finally make their way off the plane. Deplaning was not a speedy process, especially when one was seated way, way in the back as Patrick was on this flight.

As he waited, he was neither patient nor impatient. He was just sort of numb. When the hordes of humanity closest to him finally started to move, Patrick tried to remember how his legs worked. After collecting his briefcase from under the seat in front of him, he crawled out of his godforsaken middle seat at the back of the coach cabin, grabbed his one small carry-on bag, and then started to move with the herd off the plane.

When the air on the jet bridge touched his face, it felt like someone had thrown a hot, wet, smelly blanket over his head. Ah, yes, a cool day in Bangkok.

He knew that after drinking about a gallon of water, spending about an hour in the shower, followed by ten hours of sleep, then and only then would he start to feel like a real human being again. But he couldn’t let his mind go there just yet. No. There were too many hurdles to get through between where he was and those good feelings.

The walkway from the airplane into the terminal always reminded him of the chutes cattle were forced into on their way to the slaughterhouse. He didn’t know what had originally placed that image into his head, but once there, it would not leave. Now, every time he found himself walking through one of the things, that vision came rushing back to him uninvited.

Patrick had made his first trip to Thailand many years earlier, when flights came into an older airport in a different part of town. For the last several years, all flights arrived at the still relatively new airport. The only problem was the new airport had a lot more capacity, and more capacity brought more planes, which brought more people, which made for a bit of chaos at times getting out of the airport.

In addition to being a ridiculously long flight, this flight had been especially torturous because of bad weather. Huge storms somewhere over Belarus or Kazakhstan had woken up most of the people who had settled in to try to get some sleep. There was something about getting tossed around on a darkened plane in the middle of the night that was especially frightening, even for a road warrior like Patrick.

The flight had left London’s Heathrow Airport pretty much on time a few minutes after ten o’clock on Saturday night. Patrick had hoped to get some sleep, but the experience of filling the plane to capacity and then shaking it vigorously for roughly one-quarter of the distance did not lend itself to rest.

Their pilot had dutifully tried to find better conditions by detouring around the worst of the weather, but in the end, there was only so much he could do.

Patrick had not been able to get much sleep, so with nothing else to do, he had sat in his middle seat and watched the little airplane symbol on the map on the seatback in front of him as it slowly—ever so slowly—inched its way across Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, China, a sliver of Nepal, and finally, finally over Myanmar before they started their descent into Bangkok, Thailand, where they landed at about three thirty Sunday afternoon. With the time change of six hours and the flight time of twelve, it was only eighteen hours, but to Patrick and everyone else who crawled off the plane that hot, muggy afternoon, it felt like a lifetime had passed since they boarded.

For once, the lines at the various checkpoints were not too ridiculous. Still, Patrick unfailingly picked one of the slower lines, then inched his way through, showing his passport when required, turning in documents he’d completed aboard the plane, and answering questions asked of him.

When he finally had his suitcase in hand and had cleared every checkpoint, he strode through the terminal. The last hurdle was another line, this one for a cab to take him into the city to his hotel. At least inside the airport when he’d stood in line, it had been air-conditioned. But the cab line was outside in the lingering heat and overwhelming humidity of an afternoon in Thailand.

The line moved slowly, with there being more passengers than cabs, for some reason. He didn’t know if it was the convergence of multiple jumbo jets arriving at the same time, but the cab line was interminable. Patrick was exhausted, and the longer he waited, the more he sweat and the more uncomfortable he became. Finally the line moved, and it was his turn.
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After the driver had stashed his suitcase in the trunk of the cab, Patrick crawled into the back seat of the small Thai car and closed his eyes for a few minutes. He tried picturing the welcoming grand lobby of his hotel, a place he’d stayed many times and knew rather well. Without intending to do so, he drifted to sleep for a few minutes.

He opened his eyes blearily and looked around. Was he at his hotel already? No. But something had woken him. What the hell was it? Ah. He saw now that his cabdriver was trying to hand him something. Hadn’t he seen Patrick sleeping? Tipping didn’t mean the same thing in Thailand, so Patrick wouldn’t be able to undertip to express his dissatisfaction.

When he had roused himself enough to figure out who he was and where he was, Patrick instinctively reached out and took what the driver was trying to shove his way. One glance, though, told him all he needed to know. The driver was attempting to persuade him to rent a prostitute from him. Patrick didn’t know if the woman was supposed to be the driver’s wife or sister or mother or some random stranger. He didn’t care. He didn’t go for women and certainly wouldn’t willingly sleep with some stranger a cabdriver in a foreign land was pushing on him.

The driver was half turned around, smiling at Patrick. He seemed extraordinarily eager for Patrick to look at the photos, as if looking at them would change his mind. His English was horrible, but Patrick knew what the guy was doing and didn’t want to play that game. He shook his head and shoved the plastic-covered photos back to the man. The driver smiled more and gestured for Patrick to look some more. Patrick caught something about “good deal.” When the guy wouldn’t take the pictures back, Patrick simply dropped them onto the front seat beside the driver.

Thai people can be very gentle, quiet people, but this driver was neither. He wanted to make a sale and was not pleased Patrick wasn’t interested. He was turning back toward Patrick to say something. Patrick was looking at him, dreading the idea of a dispute with a non-English-speaking cabdriver in a foreign country.

But neither of them needed to worry, at least about that. While the driver had been distracted trying to convince Patrick of the great deal he had for him, their car had veered slightly across the lines separating the two lanes of traffic. Before a single word of argument could be uttered, a truck slammed into the front of the driver’s side of the cab with a vicious force, not only stopping their forward momentum but also snapping the car hard as they spun out of control. It all happened so fast the collision pushed the car into the path of another vehicle, which smashed into the front end of the other side of the cab, whipping them around.

Another truck smashed into the second car, which crushed some more of the cab. The third collision somehow loosened the cab from the other vehicles, and it slid sideways over the edge of the road and down a concrete embankment. The angle of descent was enough that the cab started to roll and did three complete rotations before coming to rest upside down in a crumpled heap of twisted metal and plastic.

It was irrelevant to the driver—he’d died almost instantly when the first truck hit the vehicle. But it was very much relevant for Patrick in the back seat, or more properly what was left of the back seat, which now sat where part of the trunk had once rested. Most of the trunk had been sheared off at one stage or another of the various encounters with other vehicles.

No one could come through a massive traumatic crash like that one and walk away without a scratch. Patrick was indeed scratched and scraped, bumped and bruised, and even burned in one place. He’d been thrown around the inside of the cab from one side to the other and back again before the small car had taken its final roll down the embankment. He barely realized it, but his left shoulder was injured and would soon hurt like crazy.

During their crash, Patrick’s head had banged hard into the window, or something else in the car. Even though the cab was no longer moving, he was having a miserable time trying to stop the world from spinning.

Any fatigue Patrick had felt was automatically erased by the adrenaline flooding his bloodstream. As that rush of hormones subsided a bit, Patrick felt an overwhelming urge to simply lie back now that his world had stopped flipping end over end. Blood dripped over one eye from a horrible cut on his forehead. He felt woozy and just wanted to be still for a moment. Whether he was conscious or not didn’t matter; he just wanted his world to stabilize.

But he wasn’t given that choice. A spark from somewhere ignited the gasoline leaking from the car. Patrick was close enough to both the gas and the fire that his primitive fight-or-flight instinct kicked in. He knew without thinking that fire meant danger and he had to get the hell out of there. His bleeding forehead and the dizziness made it difficult for him to see straight, but he managed to feel his way to an opening of some sort. He didn’t know exactly what, nor did it really matter.
As he pulled himself through the opening in the twisted carcass of the vehicle, one leg of his suit pants caught on a jagged piece of metal and tore half of that piece of cloth away. His jacket fared no better. He caught the left sleeve on another piece of metal and left it behind as he struggled to get free. He smelled the smoke and felt the heat of the flames, so he knew getting out, getting away, was all that mattered if he wanted to live for more than the next sixty seconds.

Before Patrick departed from home, first for London and then for Bangkok, he had purchased sufficient British pounds for the first part of his trip and Thai baht for the second. But all his currency was either in the inside pocket of his jacket, in his wallet (which was in his briefcase, which was still inside the cab), or in the pocket of his pants—the pants that had been torn as he crawled from the cab. But none of that mattered to Patrick at the moment. In fact, none of those thoughts were anywhere near the front of his mind. First and foremost was the basic instinct to survive.

When he pulled himself clear of the crumpled cab, he stayed down and just kept scrambling, intent on putting distance between himself and the mangled wreck.

He hadn’t gotten ten feet before a massive explosion ripped through the air. Patrick instinctively threw himself flat onto the concrete, assuming it was his cab that had just blown up. It took him nearly thirty seconds to realize the explosion had come from somewhere else. Looking around he saw his cab still burning and still too close, so he got back onto his hands and knees and kept crawling away.

After he had covered about fifty feet, he ran out of space to move because the concrete platform ended and he could see the river below. But that didn’t matter because Patrick’s attention was ripped away by the sound of his cab exploding. The combination of fire and gasoline had produced the cataclysmic reaction he’d instinctively feared.

When the first explosion had happened, Patrick had dropped to the ground. He didn’t get a choice on this one—the force of the blast knocked him down.

Patrick rolled over onto his back as the fireball of flames engulfed the cab. Pieces of the vehicle blown away by the explosion started to rain down. Instinctively he rolled to his side and attempted to curl into a fetal position so he could shield his body the best he could from the pieces of hot or burning metal and plastic. The blast of heat from the explosion threatened to push him over the edge and into the river below.

Once the initial roar of the flames died back, Patrick knew he had to get the hell out of there. The heat of the flames was licking at him. He had to put some distance between the burning cab and himself.

With the river to one side, flames from the road on the other, and his own burning cab behind him, he fled the only way left open to him. He simply focused on moving away from the heat of the fire. It took some work, but he managed to stand up and walk and to eventually climb out of the concrete valley he was in. He walked a fair distance before he found a spot with a less steep incline that allowed him to climb up, and eventually he made it up to road level.

When he got to the road level, he looked left and then right, but nothing seemed familiar. He didn’t know where he was or which way he should go.

At the very moment Patrick came closest to flat-out screaming panic, he realized not only did he not know where he was, but he also did not know who he was. He was no longer Patrick. He was a stranger in a very foreign land, a man with absolutely no clue about anything.

About the Author: Originally from rural upstate New York, Michael Murphy grew up walking through fields of corn taller than most people, riding horses, and driving on dirt roads. For more than thirty years he has lived in Washington, DC where there aren’t many dirt roads or horses.

His biggest influences when growing up were his two grandmothers. Both were ferociously strong women who were widowed young while they still had children at home. Neither remarried, but they picked up the shattered pieces of their lives and built new lives for themselves. They taught him that the underdog could come out on top if he or she just tried.

Those women loved to read and to tell stories, so it just always seemed a natural thing for him to want to do the same. When he hit a major milestone birthday he realized that there were fewer years left in which to do things than there had already been. He made a bucket list, which had writing a book at the top of the list. With his twentieth-third book now in the editorial production process, that dream has been realized and has been one of the high points of his life.

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Top Five Pet Peeves in Fiction by Sandine Tomas – Guest Blog and Giveaway

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Sandine Tomas who is celebrating the recent release of The Music of Love. Check out the post below to find out how to win a copy of the book.

My name is Sandine Tomas and I appreciate the chance to introduce my book The Music of Love and share a little about myself. Because lists are always fun I thought I’d tackle a ‘Top Five’. Keep reading for a giveaway offer at the end!

Top Five Pet Peeves (In Fiction)
1. Unhappy endings.
I guess it’s a good thing I wrote a happily ever after romance, eh? I get that life sometimes goes south. And I’ve read some amazing tales that tore my heart out. But on the whole, I’d rather that the novels I read transport me to that place where hope wins out. The protagonist doesn’t always have to win, per se, but I need to see that they can – that at the end of the book there’s a path to take that will lead to that happy ending.

2. Internal inconsistency.
I am open to the wildest ideas with ease. New planets, zombies, love at first sight, win the lottery the first and only time you play – all fine by me. As long as there is an underlying logic. So the lottery winner has to buy at least one ticket–or at least find the winning ticket lying on the ground. And the rules that zombies play by have to be consistent within their own world. Zombies eat brains? OK … Except not the hero’s brain because the writer is too lazy to explain to me why the heck the hero’s brain isn’t tasty enough? That’s annoying.

3. Short denouement.
When a novel is good we race to the end. We want to see what happens to our heroes and how they get out of the situation the evil writer put them in. We want them to get together and proclaim their love. What I don’t want is for it to say ‘The End’ immediately at that point. Makes me shout, ‘Come on … a few more paragraphs would have killed you?’ Honestly, lots of times the couple getting together is where I want to start learning more – what happens then? How do they interact as a couple? How do they deal with the next obstacle? Can they handle it together? I always want more. I once read a book with three distinct epilogues. What a fantastic formula-buster that was!

4. Second person.
You find this difficult to read because it’s an odd way to interact with the character. The fact that he or she is addressing you directly keeps you very aware that you are being directed in what you are supposed to be thinking, rather than observing the characters’ actions and making up your own mind about the merits of what they are doing. You wish for the freedom to choose for yourself what key things to observe. (And if you are the author writing in second person, you really hope your reader isn’t like Sandine, who really finds slogging through it a chore.)

5. Too much description.
This is a fine line because too little description and I can’t formulate an image in my mind. But if an author loves their environment so much that we end up with two pages detailing where the kitchen stools are in relation to the closet door and what shade of lavender the towels are contrasted with the color of the flowers on the dining room table, I lose my place in the flow and that can make me stop caring about the characters. I tend to be a lean writer myself, offering just enough to let the readers form the outline of a picture, trusting them to fill in the specifics with their own imagination so we can get on with what’s happening and who is saying what to whom. I love dialog and think we learn the most about our characters when they are talking and reacting to what someone else is saying.

Giveaway Offer” What’s your top pet peeve in fiction? Tell me in the comments and you’ll be entered for a chance to win a free e-book copy of The Music of Love! Please provide contact information.

Sometimes the music of love skips a beat….

Paralegal by day, musician by night, Julian has an expiration date stamped on his forehead when it comes to love. No relationship has made it past a year, so Julian avoids romance like the plague and concentrates on his music instead.
Which works fine until gorgeous, smart, and funny Zachary joins Julian’s firm. One look at the man and Julian knows he’s dangerous. No matter what, he can’t fall for Zachary. He has to spare Zachary the pain of dumping Julian at the one-year mark. His brilliant plan? Ask a straight friend to pose as his significant other to keep Zachary away. Not surprisingly, his scheme does little to dampen the attraction—on either side.

When Zachary gives Julian a second chance despite his deception, Julian thinks his curse might be broken. But then he’s faced with the impossible choice between a life with Zachary and living his dream of touring with the band….

Enjoy an exclusive excerpt from The Music of Love:

The girls in the office took Julian in hand. Even the usually formidable Rhonda took time off from her power-driven mode to partake in wedding fever. Julian decided it was like a disease among women. Some sort of strange psychic illness that robbed them of their senses. He kept having to explain that there would be no wedding dress, given that they were both, you know, men. They’d look at him with a sad, glazed expression and say, “Oh. Right.”

But then he’d find them later, still pouring over wedding magazines that mysteriously were sprouting all over the office, oohing and ahhing over the gowns no one would wear. Zachary took it with his usual exuberant puppiness.

Zachary cornered Julian in the coffee pantry early, waving a magazine in front of him. “See this one?”

Julian frowned. “For the hundredth time, I am not wearing a wedding dress!”

Zachary had the audacity to laugh at him. “No. Not that one. The tux. Think it would look good on me?”

That sleek black ensemble? It was easy to picture on Zachary’s regal physique. Truth was Zachary looked good wearing anything. Hell, Zachary looked best wearing nothing, but he didn’t realize he said that out loud.

“Yeah? Hmm. A nudist wedding.” Zachary struck a considering pose, gripping his chin. “I’d have to fight everyone off you, but it might be fun.”
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“Shut up, you freak.” He smirked. “’Sides, nobody would notice my skinny white ass with your honeyed muscles on parade.”

Zachary grabbed his butt. “Not skinny. Just right. Fits in my hands just so… see?”

Julian jumped away. “Zach! Not here.”

Zachary looked around. “It’s 7:00 a.m. Nobody’s here yet. Only reason I’m here is because you make so much goddamn noise every morning primping, I might as well get up and ride in with you.”

Julian’s lips pursed into a twist. “I do not primp.”

He was met with laughter. “You would only hear that part.” Zachary’s face turned serious.

“Jules, you’re here at seven every day. You leave well past nine most nights. Except for the metro ride in, I feel like I hardly see you anymore.”

“We see each other all the time. We live together. We work together.”

“I guess, yeah, I see you here. But I didn’t mean only that. And I know it’s not just you. I mean I have my classes and we’re both always so busy. We haven’t really made any wedding plans….”

Julian swallowed down another strong gulp of coffee and felt his head start to solidify with every sip. “I wish I had more time too. Don’t you think I get frustrated? There hasn’t been time for anything. This is the first time I’m managing the office through a big case. Stuart’s coming to a head soon. Harrison himself is riding my ass.”

“Glad someone is.”

“What?”

“Nothing. Jules, I’m sorry. Never mind. You’re right.” Zachary turned and created a bunny fold on the page with the tuxedo he liked, before handing the magazine to Julian. “Think about the tux?”

Julian took it and held it absently against his side, already thinking of the million details ahead of him that day. “Sure,” he said quickly.

That afternoon, during five minutes when no one needed his attention, Julian picked up the magazine and looked at the bookmarked page again. Zachary would look magnificent in the tux. For the briefest moment, a tiny bit of the melody he’d heard looking into Zachary’s eyes in Texas flitted before him.

Brian bellowed out his name. And it was gone.

About the Author: Sandine Tomas grew up an unapologetic bookworm, making friends with characters from the ancient past to the farthest reaches of the universe. Her career as a marketing writer has given her insight into the divergence between what a person thinks they want and what they truly need. Relationships are at the heart of her writing, and she enjoys creating characters who become so real that their stories beg to be told. Writing allows her to explore people and ideas from all sides, spinning a notion around like a gem until its facets glisten.

Twisting the old adage about writing what you know into writing what you feel, Sandine doesn’t shy away from raw emotions, turbulent circumstances, and above all, deep passions, fueled by humor, honesty, and trust. She enjoys instilling her characters with the flaws, courage, and idiosyncrasies that brings them to life.

Sandine lives in New York with her husband, two daughters and a Golden Retriever named Noodle. An unabashed TV and film enthusiast, she happily binge watches her favorites until her eyes glaze over. Her other guilty pleasures include attending fandom conventions, sleeping in on weekends, and recharging solo by holing up with a caramel macchiato and an amazing book.

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Top Five Tips to Make a Flight More Pleasant by Bru Baker

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Bru Baker who is celebrating today’s release of Under a Blue Moon, a Camp H.O.W.L. book.

Top 5 Tips To Make a Flight More Pleasant
I fly a fair amount, which is probably why I like to put my characters on airplanes, too. That poses a much bigger problem when your character is a werewolf, though. Can you imagine how terrible it would be with all your senses amplified?

Today I’m sharing my top 5 tips for making a flight more tolerable.

Drown out the sound

My husband gave me a pair of noise-cancelling headphones, and I absolutely love to use them on planes. They drown out the roar of the plane so you can listen to music without blasting it at ear-drum rocking levels. I couldn’t believe how much difference it made.

Take the pressure off

I used to hate to fly because my ears are sensitive to the pressure changes. More often than not I’d actually lose my hearing during a flight–and even for a few hours afterward. It was annoying and painful, and no amount of popping my ears in-flight seemed to help. When I started flying with my kids, I bought them something called Earplanes, a product that normalizes the pressure in your ears so you don’t have to pop them. They also made them for adults so I gave it a try, and now I panic at the thought of flying without them. I only need them during take off and landing, but man, what a difference they make!

Don’t overpack your under-the-seat carry on

I’m a work in progress on this one. As much as I try to go minimalist, I always seem to end up with a lot more in there than I need. Do you really need your Kindle and four paperback books? Will you actually eat the five different snacks you’ve stuffed in there? Do you really need two sweatshirts just in case? Trust me, I survived a 30-some hour trip from hell with an overnight layover with just my electronics and chargers, one sweater, and my headphones. Your back will thank you when you don’t have to lug a heavy bag around.

Be realistic about how you want to spend your flight

I always bring my laptop so I can work, but most of the time I end up reading on my Kindle or watching the in-flight movie instead. If you’re honest with how you want to spend your time, it makes it easier for you to pack your bag with things you’ll enjoy. If you know you’re just going to watch movies, then you can prepare by downloading them in advance so you have a selection. If you’re going to work, make sure you have a way to keep your battery charged and everything you need so you can avoid the frustration of being 30,000 feet in the air without a critical file downloaded.

Bring a treat

This doesn’t have to be food (but mine always is–I always have Sour Patch Kids on a flight!). If you’re always cold on planes, indulge in a light-weight and easy-to-pack blanket that feels awesome on your skin. Buy yourself a new book or magazine you can look forward to after take off, or carry your favorite chocolate or snack if that’s what will help you relax. Or even order a drink–whatever can help you chill out will help you have a better, more restful flight. Just don’t bring a burrito–everyone will hate you.

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Nick Perry is tired of helping people with their marriages, so when a spot opens up to work with teens at Camp H.O.W.L., he jumps at it. He doesn’t expect to fall in lust with the dreamy new camp doctor, Drew Welch. But Drew is human, and Nick has seen secrets ruin too many relationships to think that a human/werewolf romance can go anywhere.

Happy-go-lucky Drew may not sprout claws, but he’s been part of the Were community all his life. He has no trouble fitting in at the camp—except for Nick’s stubborn refusal to acknowledge the growing attraction between them, and his ridiculous stance on dating humans. Fate intervenes when one of Drew’s private practice patients threatens his life. Will the close call help Nick to see a connection like theirs isn’t something to let go of?

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Traveling never brought out the best in Nick. He was self-aware enough to realize that, and he could even pinpoint what about travel was a stressor. If he had a patient who complained of anxiety, headaches, and poorly bottled-up rage while traveling, he would help them come up with coping mechanisms for the psychological stress and figure out how to best mitigate the physical symptoms.

But like almost all psychologists, he was a bad patient. He didn’t do his homework or follow the steps he’d prescribe for anyone else in his situation. Hence his sour mood and the blinding headache he had at the moment.

Really, though, he’d checked when March’s full moon was, and it had been at the beginning of the month. He hadn’t realized there was another one at the end and that it coincided with the day he was flying to Indiana. Astronomers called them blue moons, but he called them a pain in the ass.

Nick took a deep, grounding breath and tried to ignore the scents it brought with it. Someone three rows back had brought a burrito on the plane. Nick was pretty sure that was on the psychological checklist for sociopaths. Lack of remorse or shame? Check. Pathological egocentricity? Check. Brings strong-smelling foods into enclosed spaces? Double check.

Planes were always difficult because of the sheer number of people who were on and off of them in a day. His sister swore by essential oils— she’d dab herself with peppermint or something else bitingly astringent before getting on a plane, overwhelming her senses with an unpleasant but at least controlled scent. His Alpha always flew with earplugs and noise-canceling headphones. He claimed that with a light-proof eye mask, it was possible to sleep on a plane and wake up at your destination, skipping the hours of discomfort in between.

Nick called bullshit on the last part. There was absolutely no way a werewolf could sleep on a plane. Maybe if he was flying with no one on the plane but his Pack. Maybe. But sitting in a vulnerable position among a bunch of strangers? And worse, human strangers who boarded a plane with their AXE Body Spray, flowery fabric softener, and pungent burritos? Granted, they couldn’t know how those strong scents assaulted a supernatural nose, but surely even humans thought that stuff stank.

About the Author: Bru Baker writes sophisticated gay romantic fiction with strong characters, real-world problems, and plenty of humor.

Bru spent fifteen years writing for newspapers before making the jump to fiction. She now balances her time between writing and working at a Midwestern library in the reference department. Whether it’s creating her own characters or getting caught up in someone else’s, there’s no denying that Bru is happiest when she’s engrossed in a story. She and her husband have two children, which means a lot of her books get written from the sidelines of various sports practices.

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Top Five Books of All Time by BA Tortuga and Jodi Payne – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Jodi Payne and BA Tortuga who are celebrating the recent release of Refraction.

BA: Hey y’all! I’m BA Tortuga, resident redneck and lover of all things cowboy, with the most glorious of Yankees, Jodi Payne (what? I’m introducing. I get to call her a Yankee). We’re here today to talk about books, which totally works, given they are my favorite things of all times.

Jodi: I’m not insulted. I love being glorious! I also love being a Yankee, so there. Top 5s are so much fun. But this one was hard. Without further ado, the Redneck and the Yankee bring you their…

Top 5 Books of All Time

BA:

You hate me, right? Five books. FIVE.

*sobs*

Okay. Here goes. In no particular order.

My five favorite books:

1. IT by Stephen King. King is my all-time favorite author and I have been reading him since Carrie. I was in the hospital on my birthday when my moma brought this book to me in hardback. HARDBACK. It was my first hardback book, and the first book where I went… oh. Oh God yes. I want to do THIS.

2. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott. What? You’re surprised? Y’all, I am the redneck Jo March. I AM.

3. The Women’s Room by Marilyn French. I read this in the 70s and it helped me understand my mother, my aunt, the grown women around me. I got it.

4. The Dark Half by Dean Koontz. Demons in school lockers. Did y’all hear me? DEMONS IN SCHOOL LOCKERS!

5. The Stand by Stephen King. “Country don’t mean dumb.” Preach it, Mr. King. Also, I love it when the Texan wins.

Jodi:

“Of all time” is an impossible request because times change, but here are my current favorite five of all time so far:
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1. The Stand. Oh, look! BA and I overlap. This doesn’t surprise me at all. I love an epic battle between Good and Evil. And I love the way Stephen King uses words.

2. Beloved. I adore Toni Morrison to start with, the way she uses language, the way she gets at base emotions, she broke my heart and put it back together in a way that made more sense.

3. Charlotte’s Web. Okay, it’s not deep, except when it is. It’s a story of friendship and loyalty that has always spoken to me. I adore it.

4. Rebecca. I read this at a young age and it scared the crap out of me. Then I read it again in college and it creeped me right the hell out, but I was intrigued. The last time I read it was a few years ago when I finally understood the power of a good hook. “Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.” Brilliant writing, brilliant story.

5. Good Omens. This book makes me laugh. It’s so clever. Oh, and it’s an epic battle between Good and Evil! Except that the Antichrist has gone missing.

Texas artist Tucker Williams arrives in New York City for a gallery showing of his work and finds the city blanketed in snow. He meets free-spirited underwear model Calvin McIntire on the steps of the Midtown library and is captivated by a wild beauty that manages to compete with the demons that occupy his soul and fuel his work with their lust for blood and erotic imagery.

Unable to deny a new inspiration, Tucker sublets a studio and finds the city’s energy almost as addictive as Calvin.
Tucker is obsessive, barely holding on to sanity as his art consumes him, and Calvin is dealing with demons of his own, trying desperately to protect his soul in a business where only his appearance has value. They each prove to be the perfect remedy for the other’s personal brand of crazy until, in the midst of stress and exhaustion, they discover that a promise Calvin needs is the one thing Tucker can’t give him, and their heaven turns to purgatory.

Can both men find a path toward wholeness in Tucker’s beautiful but chaotic Texas home? In order for them—and their passionate relationship—to thrive, they’ll need to adapt, share their psychoses, and find a true balance between New York City and rural Texas.

About the Authors: Jodi Payne takes herself way too seriously and has been known to randomly break out in song. Her men are imperfect but genuine, stubborn but likable, often kinky, and frequently their own worst enemies. They are characters you can’t help but fall in love with while they stumble along the path to their happily ever after. For those looking to get on her good side, Jodi’s addictions include nonfat lattes, Malbec and tequila any way you pour it.

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Texan to the bone and an unrepentant Daddy’s Girl, BA Tortuga spends her days with her basset hounds and her beloved wife, texting her sisters, and eating Mexican food. When she’s not doing that, she’s writing. She spends her days off watching rodeo, knitting and surfing Pinterest in the name of research. BA’s personal saviors include her wife, Julia Talbot, her best friend, Sean Michael, and coffee. Lots of coffee. Really good coffee.

Having written everything from fist-fighting rednecks to hard-core cowboys to werewolves, BA does her damnedest to tell the stories of her heart, which was raised in Northeast Texas, but has heard the call of the high desert and lives in the Sandias. With books ranging from hard-hitting GLBT romance, to fiery menages, to the most traditional of love stories, BA refuses to be pigeon-holed by anyone but the voices in her head.

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What’s Your Favorite Lick? by K.A. Mitchell – Guest Blog


Long and Short Reviews welcomes K.A. Mitchell who is celebrating the recent release of Bad Influence.

What’s Your Favorite Lick?

Two gay guys walk into an ice cream parlor…

No, it’s not a set up for a punch line, it’s a scene I wrote for Bad Influence. There’s a story reason behind the conversation they have there, but even choosing their flavors says a lot about them.

I’ve been fascinated—and sometimes appalled—by the recent explosion of savory and sweet ice creams and sorbets. I have yet to try the olive oil and sea salt offered by the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck in NYC, though I hear it’s a feast for the palate.

Many years ago—I think last century, I watched a really cool program on specialty ice cream and when I went out to the West Coast, I tracked down a few locations to try them out. In the east, we weren’t that adventurous at the time.

The question is: are you daring in ice cream like Eli, who chooses Old Bay Caramel Bacon, or more hesitant like Silver, who despite—or maybe because of—all the things he’s experienced is really kind of a home body? Silver would like to choose Just Plain Vanilla for Wimps, but the challenge is too much, and he gets Chipotle Chocolate.

In no particular order, here are the top five ice cream, gelato and sorbet flavors for me.

Rose (ice cream) Perfect combination. Now I want someone to make me some violet ice cream.
Matcha (ice cream) My wife says it tastes like pond scum but I love it.
Pomegranate (sorbet) Perfectly bitter sweet
Earl Grey (ice cream) I’m noticing a tea theme here, oops!
Bourbon (ice cream) Though there’s an alcohol flavored gelato I’ve had in Saratoga that tastes like what I imagine a syllabub tasted like (for you who read historical romance).
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Can a future be built from pieces of a broken past?

Jordan Barnett is dead, killed as much by the rejection of his first love at his moment of greatest need as by his ultraconservative parents’ effort to deprogram the gay away.

In his place is Silver, a streetwise survivor who’s spent the last three years becoming untouchable… except to those willing to pay for the privilege. He’s determined not to let betrayal find him again, and that means never forging bonds that can be broken.

No matter how hard he tried, Zebadiah Harris couldn’t outrun his guilt over abandoning his young lover—not even by leaving the country. Now, almost the moment he sets foot back in Baltimore, he discovers Silver on a street corner in a bad part of town. His effort to make amends lands them both in jail, where Silver plans a seductive form of vengeance. But using a heart as a stepping-stone is no way to move past the one man he can’t forgive, let alone forget….

About the Author: K.A. Mitchell discovered the magic of writing at an early age when she learned that a carefully crayoned note of apology sent to the kitchen in a toy truck would earn her a reprieve from banishment to her room. Her career as a spin-control artist was cut short when her family moved to a two-story house and her trucks would not roll safely down the stairs. Around the same time, she decided that Ken and G.I. Joe made a much cuter couple than Ken and Barbie and was perplexed when invitations to play Barbie dropped off. She never stopped making stuff up, though, and was thrilled to find out that people would pay her to do it. Although the men in her stories usually carry more emotional baggage than even LAX can lose in a year, she guarantees they always find their sexy way to a happy ending.

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Five Times I Was a Real Adult and One Time I Faked It by Ashlyn Kane – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Ashlyn Kane who is celebrating the recent release of her newest release His Leading Man.

5 Times I Was a Real Adult and One Time I Faked It
By Ashlyn Kane
Hi everyone! It’s nice to be here at the final stop on the His Leading Man blog tour. Thanks so much to Marianne and Long and Short reviews for having me.

I’m here with a confession. Bear me out. This isn’t easy to say. Ready? Ok. Here it is: I’m lazy.

I hate cleaning. I don’t like gardening or yardwork. Cooking, sure, grocery shopping; I’ll do that. Laundry, because I enjoy not smelling like a hockey bag and I’m just a little too cheap to pay someone else to do it. Dusting? Vacuuming? Trying to get dog drool off the ottoman? Noooooo.

A few weeks ago my future sister-in-law idly asked if any of the regular, horrible minutia of everyday life—paying bills, talking to your boss, negotiating a wedding with your future in-laws, keeping the dog’s vaccines up-to-date—gets easier. I laughed (belated apologies to my sister-in-law) and said you just get better at faking it. Maybe some people are Real Adults—my parents seem to have their ducks in alphanumeric order—but the rest of us are just experienced at hiding our Impostor Syndrome. Fake It Til You Make It: Adulting Remix.

And yet sometimes you just gotta buckle down and adult up, and then brag about it afterward in a guest blog post to remind yourself that you’re an Adult! You are a moderately functional human being! No matter how small the victory, we all need to feel like we’re doing something important, useful, and we should be able to take pride in our accomplishments. So here you go—my adulting triumphs to date for 2018.

1. Finishing our deck. Hubby and I have been in the process of redoing our deck for three years. Our previous deck had rotten boards. It sagged. It needed repainting. The dog chewed on it and we were concerned he was gonna give himself indigestion. So Hubby had the bright idea to rip it out and install a new deck made of composite materials that would need zero maintenance (and hopefully be less appetizing). He hoped that the frame underneath would be stable and we could just apply those fancy Trex boards to the top and be done with it.

I believe the kids these days are saying: “lol.”

When we took the top off the original deck, everything underneath was not only rotten but also so underbuilt we felt lucky no one had gotten seriously hurt. So we rebuilt (overbuilt) the entire thing. We finished the deck top the first year. Then we lost steam and interest and gathered procrastination, and didn’t start the built-in bench or put on the fascia til last year. This year we finally built the stairs and put the fascia on the bench and it’s done! Some yellow jackets are already building a nest in it. That’s what you get for adulting successfully.

2. Cleaning out my closet. (I’ll give you a minute to hum the song if you need it.) I’ve needed to do this for at least a year, maybe two. I still had a bunch of teaching-appropriate clothes when I work at home now and rarely have occasion to wear anything fancier than leggings and a T-shirt. This also turned into an excuse to get rid of hockey merch for teams I don’t like anymore (confession: I kept the jersey… to sell on ebay). The good news is I found the Swarovski crystal earrings that have been missing for seven years in an old purse! The bad news is my closet’s super bare and I really need to go shopping.

3. Going to the dentist. As a survivor of many years of orthodontia, and a fairly normal person when it comes to my reaction to metal scraping on my teeth, I hate going to the dentist and successfully put off going for almost seven years. But I’m hypochondriac enough to realize that’s not really a great way to live your life if you can help it! So I went and got my teeth cleaned, and hey, I didn’t even have any cavities!

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But look. After all this, as I was washing my hands and arms (sweaty and thus a magnet for even more sawdust) in my powder room, the &^%#@* towel rack fell off the wall.

I left it. The towel sits on the edge of the sink now.

I’m only human.

Anyway, I know it’s the season to get stuff done (at least in the northern hemisphere). You might also be doing a lot of gritty, hot, sweaty, unpleasant work around the house. And in the southern hemisphere, maybe you need a story to keep you warm at night! Either way, when you need a break, why not take a mental vacation? After all, Hollywood’s about as far from my day-to-day life as you can get….

He wrote a comedy. Fate directed a romance.

Drew Beaumont is bored of the same old roles: action hero, supervillain, romantic lead. He’s not going to let a fresh gay buddy comedy languish just because they can’t find him the right costar. No, Drew bats his eyelashes and convinces everyone that the movie’s writer should play Drew’s not-so-straight man.

Aspiring writer Steve Sopol has never had a screenplay optioned. Now one of Hollywood’s hottest properties wants to be in a movie Steve hasn’t finished writing—and he wants Steve as his costar. Turns out the chemistry between them is undeniable—on and offscreen.

Drew swore off dating in the biz, but Steve is the whole package: sharp, funny, humble, and cute. For Steve, though, giving in to the movie magic means the end of the privacy he cherishes. Will the credits roll before their ride into the sunset?
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About the Author: ASHLYN KANE is a Canadian former expat and current hockey fan. She is a writer, editor, handyperson, dog mom, and friend—sometimes all at once.

On any given day, she can usually be found walking her ninety-pound baby chocolate lapdog, Indy, or holed up in her office avoiding housework. She has a deep and abiding love of romance-novel tropes, a habit of dropping too many f-bombs, and—fortunately—a very forgiving family.

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Night of the Living Manny by Julia Talbot – Guest Blog


Long and Short Reviews welcomes Julia Talbot who is celebrating the recent release of Night of the Living Manny.

Hey y’all!

I’m Julia Talbot, and I’m here to chat today about Night of the Living Manny, my new paranormal category romance from Dreamspinner Press!

Manny is a zombie book. Totally not a spoiler, right? Not with the title. I loved the challenge of writing it for the Dreamspun Beyond line, because those books are meant to be lighter, less scary, but still paranormal.

Let me tell you about the challenges of this! I write a lot of paranormal. Usually shifters or vampires. So this was humans trapped in an extraordinary situation. Plus kids. Plus a dog. Now, we all know how hard it is to get through a book wondering who will survive. With kids. And a dog.

Eek. I had to walk a fine line between suspense, the zombie genre, and keeping the publisher’s line in mind. I love a challenge, y’all. But the most difficult thing for me was no biting, no spankiness and no fated mates, which are usually my go -to paranormal loves.

Manny is, I hope, funny. Suspenseful. A true zombie story a la Shaun of the Dead. I had such a fun time weaving all the elements together, and my beta readers and editors really helped make the story flow. Timeline can be a challenge for me as a writer. So can the shiny squirrel syndrome. Let’s put this in! And this!

They had to rein me in some, but that’s okay.

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How cool is it that I can say I got to watch zombie movies for work? I do love my job.

Anyway, I hope y;all will give Night of the Living Manny a chance!

XXOO
Julia

Something besides love is growing…

Manny Brenden Torrance is good at his job. He’s dealt with all sorts of children and parents, but he’s never met anyone as intriguing as Liam Whitehouse. Liam is a scientist with three kids, whose job is keeping him away from home more and more. That’s where Brenden steps in to help.

Liam has secrets, though. He’s working on a project for a pharmaceutical lab that could change disease management. Or destroy it. While he and Brenden start a romance they both want to continue, things at Liam’s job come to a head, and suddenly the whole family of Dad, manny, three kids, and a big drooly dog is on the run from the one thing that might keep Brenden and Liam apart. And infect the world.

About the Author: Julia Talbot lives in the great Southwest, where there is hot and cold running rodeo, cowboys, and everything from meat and potatoes to the best Tex-Mex. A full time author, Julia has been published by Samhain Publishing, Dreamspinner Press, and Changeling Press. She believes that everyone deserves a happy ending, so she writes about love without limits, where boys love boys, girls love girls, and boys and girls get together to get wild, especially when her crazy paranormal characters are involved.

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Five Top Passions and a Few Guilty Pleasures by Sarah Black – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Sarah Black, who is celebrating today’s release of War Paint.

Five Top Passions and a few guilty pleasures

These are the things I care most about in my everyday life. The list has changed over time, but today, here are the top five:

1. Local food, farmers’ markets, and co-ops. I am very passionate about local food, and support the farmers and the local co-ops to, hopefully, move us toward a more sustainable food system. I am extremely bothered by the condition of farm workers and farmers in America, and also don’t like the notion of the environmental impact of shipping food across the country in trucks. When I walk around my new city of Roanoke, I keep an eye out for small plots of land that can support an urban agriculture initiative. Roanoke has one of the most active local food movements in the country, with a daily farmers’ market I can walk to in ten minutes. But though I am passionate about these things, I also love cheese, and can justify cheese moving its slow way from France or Italy to my kitchen. Because, you know, cheese!

2. Dogs. I love my rescue dog. I love most dogs I come across and would bring them all home if I could. I think dogs can see right into our hearts, and that’s why they are so ready to love. I tend to be a bit shy, but my dog meets lots of people and brings me along. He’s been going into every bar with an open door we pass—not sure what that is about.

3. I love sewing by hand, and knitting, crochet, lace-making—the old ways that are slow and beautiful. With a good light and some beeswax to keep the thread from tangling, I can sew for hours. I crochet sometimes without making anything in particular, just moving meditation. I have a passion for old handmade quilts and antique lace, and will carry these beauties home and put them on my bed and love them until they are in pieces, as they were intended. I always use them. I think they want to be used.

4. I am becoming a minimalist since retirement. What I need to be happy is getting smaller and simpler with time, and now I live in a tiny downtown pad with my son, and we share a bathroom and my closet is also the linen closet. I can live in leggings and denim shirts; I wear red Keds almost every day. Some days I don’t even put on makeup. I’ve sold the car and we walk everywhere, which limits the amount of stuff we can haul home.

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Thanks for reading my new story! War Paint,/I> is out May 25 from Dreamspinner.

Mural artist Ben has come from Tel Aviv to Atlanta to work on a commission. A successful artist, he’s still lonely and isolated after his family’s rejection. Ben is charmed and surprised when local soldier Eli mistakes him for homeless, and brings him a cup of coffee and a biscuit. This gesture opens the door. Eli is lost, trying to make sense of a future without the Army after a combat injury ends his career.

Art gives them a new language and a path forward. But lost men can reach out, desperate to hang on to anyone close. Is what they find together real, and the kind of love that will last?

About the Author: Sarah Black is a writer, artist, veteran, and mom.

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