On the Ironies of the Universe by Johnny Newport – Guest Blog and Giveaway

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On the Ironies of the Universe
What is the most amazing thing to me about our material universe is not that only a relative handful of people can make heads or tails from the hodgepodge of astrophysical knowledge we’ve managed to cobble together, but that nobody in existence—right now in this moment, in this space and time—understands it fully.

At the risk of digressing into a blog of cosmos mania (the gravitational waves news of a month ago has really thrown me for a loop and I’ve yet to fully recover), allow me to jump straight to the point:

My book, In Defense of the Moth or A Meaningless Dance in Blinding Heat and Light is (or was, I should say) for me a treatise on the nobility and honor of being an alcoholic, a drug addict, or someone otherwise afflicted with acute insanity. It was written by me as a grand justification to a code of ethics and behavior and is a Platonic (from the school of Plato, I should make clear) apology, or apologia, for my own particular flavor of hedonism (though I left the allegory vague for each individual to make their sense of their own flaws).

The great irony in all of this is not that though this book was written in the throes of my insanity and darkness, if not a critical darling, is being at least acknowledged for strong writing harkening the insanity of others predisposed with afflictions (e.g. Kafka, Camus, Hunter S. Thompson, DeLillo), for I think that is probably more luck than irony, but, that this book got its legs and publication post rehab and therapy, at fourteen (14) months sober.

True, even in sobriety, I must admit I posit a serious and sound philosophy worthy of consideration and discussion. But does that mean I advocate for a man to die in his cups? Good Question; I’ll let you decide.

What does that mean for the book and for me, its author, and its purpose? Good Question; I’ll let you decide.

Is my book, then, dangerous and something which vulnerable man should avoid? Good Question; I’ll let you decide.

Does the Universe, the indomitable and unrelenting power all around us, allow us from time to time some really humbling ironies? Hell yea!

The Moon…

It is said the moon’s spell can move us and nobody understands her pull like Johnny Gomez.

Johnny, a devil-may-care and fatalistic salesman, remains tethered to his privileged life by a love for his children, his career and the moon—and not necessarily in that order. In fact, it’s Johnny’s lifelong passion for the moon, through both obsessive, independent study and a communal involvement in an astronomy society, that serves as the only outward distraction as a life of standard struggles waxes into a burgeoning crisis.

Until one night Johnny finds that the moon—his preferred method of self-medication– no longer exists…but for him only and not anyone else.

Or so it seems, leaving Johnny’s continued marriage with reality to hinge on his rediscovery of the moon!

If you like allegories and/or philosophical apologies for acute insanity, grab “In Defense of the Moth or A Meaningless Dance in the Blinding Heat and Light” and join the eclipse.

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“I walked past a block of shuttered buildings. Most I noticed had been shuttered for a long time, but the last office was a more recent failure. It was a beauty salon last I remembered. I reached the street corner where the tall street lamp was planted in the sidewalk and I gazed upward. A flutter of moths danced to the low hum of energy the light created. It wasn’t much and it wasn’t for long as they would be dead soon, but at least without the light of the moon they had the luck of having a substitute for their meaning, even if artificial, through man’s production.

They owe us one, I thought.”

About the Author:

Johnny Newport (The Moth) is carrying the consciousness of the oft-failed man native to 2016. Strictly from a visual standpoint he looks like he may be kept in a nice package, but this is not so. Johnny Newport has two feet on the warpath and probably smells like last night’s street tacos.

Johnny knows that his devil-may-care attitude is unfair—to himself and to others—but this is precisely the origin for the voice of an unbridled generation of privilege; the 21st-century-livers that intimately know they have squandered (squandered what? How can we say definitively and with any assurance despite knowing that a squandering has, indeed, befallen?), and will continue to do so, happily.

Otherwise about me, I studied at the University of Texas at Austin, have spent the last two years in The Writer’s Path program at SMU (Southern Methodist University, Dallas) and have applied to a handful of low-res MFA programs for fall of ’16.

Short story publications in 2015 were:

* Mr. Franklin’s Heartbreaking Sympathy (The Speculative Book, anthology)
* La Tortuga, (Limestone, University of Kentucky MFA journal)
* He, Who Controls the Spices (Euphemism, Illinois State University graduate journal)
* I Blame Lolita (Moth magazine, Ireland’s premiere literary review)
* Letter to the Jew’s Mom (The Vehicle, Eastern Illinois University online journal)

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Where Do Stories Come From? by Lisa Beth Darling – Guest Blog and Giveaway

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Where Do Stories Come From?

Most of us have heard the phrase that “he or she” is “A Natural”. All of us are born with some innate ability or talent, some are natural leaders, others natural caregivers, more natural musicians, artists, poets, architects…you name it. Each and every one of us was blessed by the Gods with a talent—mine is writing. The trick, of course, is finding that talent, sticking with it, and honing it.

For me, it all started in the 4th grade when my teacher gave the class its very first creative writing assignment. The topic she gave us was the first flight of a baby bird. Nice happy little topic, huh? It was supposed to be a nice happy little story too but mine wasn’t. All of the other kids wrote about a baby bird spreading its wings and flying through the air happily chirping away. Me? My bird died.

The baby bird flew too high it struck an airplane, and fell to the ground dead. Mama bird cried. Poppa bird cried. Even God cried as He sent the rain down to Earth. My teacher took me aside and asked me why I had written my story this way and did I know about Icarus? I said I didn’t know any Icarus and that she’d asked me to write a story. So I did. That was the picture that came into my head. She said it was a good story and she gave me an ‘A’ but told me that I should write about happier things next time.

In Junior High School (7th-8th grade) I started writing longer stories. They were HOT and EXPLOSIVE and MEATY. We had murder, mayhem, demons, ghosts, group sex, rape, torture, and all kinds of goodies like that. Well, it was the 80s! B-grade horror movies were the ‘in’ thing!

My little stories were eagerly awaited upon by my classmates who would sneak them down to the Mimeograph Room (this is long before Xerox came along) where they would copy them and pass them around to anyone who wanted one. That lasted several months until one of the stories ended up in the hands of my math teacher who promptly marched me down to the guidance counselor’s office. I sat there nervously waiting what the counselor had to say when she finished reading part of my very first novel, “Save Me From the Roses”.

Her face turned white as she read. Her mouth dropped open several times. She stared at me over the top of her glasses disapprovingly and asked; How did you come up with this?

I had to look at her and say: “I don’t know. It’s just the pictures and the voice in my head when I pick up a pencil and put it to paper.”

The counselor told me I had talent and that my story was very good but it was too violent and I should try to write about happier things. I told her I’d heard that before but happy things weren’t the pictures in my head when I wrote nor were they what the voice in my head spoke of as the pictures flashed by.

Before “Save Me from the Roses” was finished, I was also called down to the guidance office several more times and so were my parents. The guidance counselor began insisting there was something wrong with me. She thought I was abused and if not then it could be the onset of schizophrenia. My mother and father, both distressed at this news but not wanting to blow anything out of proportion, told the guidance counselor so long as I wasn’t hurting anyone they didn’t care what I wrote and neither should she.

The guidance counselor called my English teachers to her office for their opinions. Lucky for me, they stood up for me as well. Like my parents, they understood that passing such graphic material around school wasn’t appropriate but I was the best writer either of them had seen in ages and they didn’t want me to be forced to stop because the guidance counselor didn’t like what I wrote.

As my teachers, my parents, and my guidance counselor had a loud ‘discussion’, for the very first time in my life I heard a phrase that made my heart soar and told me exactly who and what I was. One of my English teachers—Mr. DePeter– heatedly, and rather vehemently, asserted that there wasn’t anything wrong with me. Instead, in his opinion, I was a ‘natural writer’ and then went on to claim the voice I was hearing and the pictures I was seeing were not ‘mental illness’ it was…THE MUSE. I looked up at him as though God Himself had reached out to touch me with his Divine Hand.

THE MUSE! YES! That was exactly what it was.

I continued writing and writing and writing and writing to the point my arm hurt and my parents finally bought me an electric Royal typewriter. I loved that thing! My fingers could finally keep up with my brain! I banged out two novels on that sucker before it up and died. By that time, I was in 11th grade and the poetry editor of my high school literary magazine. I wrote poetry, short stories, quick quips, and all kinds of things but my first love is novel writing. I love to tell a long involved story.

Writing isn’t something I chose to do. I didn’t wake up one day and say; Oh, I think I’ll try my hand at this writing thing, it looks easy enough. It’s my vocation. My calling. My God-Given Talent and the thing that connects (and sometimes disconnects) me from everything around me, I would be hopelessly lost without it and The Muse.

MediaKit_BookCover_SinsOfTheFatherAs Hannah recovers from emergency brain and heart surgery, memories of the past overtake her dreams with such clarity they cannot be denied. As the last of the painful family secrets come to light it’s up to her brother, Doctor Richard Mason, and his unconventional methods to help her confront the ugliness.

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Running a hand over the side of his close-cropped gray head Frank tried to keep his cool as he pled his case, “Look, I just want to see Hannah, are you going to let me in there or not?”

Mason seemed to think about it for a second even though he really wasn’t. “Ummm…not.” He said finally. “She doesn’t want to see you.”

“She told you that? I don’t believe it.”

“Well, you could go and ask herself…oh, wait, that’s right…you can’t go in there. Guess you’ll just have to take my word for it.”

“Yeah, like that’s worth anything.”

“Some people think it is.” Mason retorted as he held out his cupped hands, “Some people put their lives right here. Crazy, right?” From the look on the man’s face Mason thought he’d stand there and bitch all day long. “While you’re waiting for noon to come around, why don’t you do Hannah a favor?”

“What’s that?”

“Tell me about the two years between her accident and the birth of my pre-maturely deceased nephew.” He watched Frank’s mouth drop open. “Take a load off.” Mason said and gestured toward the chair opposite his desk. “In fact, why don’t you just tell me everything you know?”

“She told you about Little Ricky?” Frank asked as he leaned forward but the question was more directed to the air than anyone in the room. “She’s never spoken about him…ever.”

About the Author: MediaKit_AuthorPhoto_SinsOfTheFatherIt was in the 4th grade when Lisa Beth Darling discovered she was a naturally gifted writer. For her very first creative writing assignment, the teacher asked the class to pen a story about a baby bird’s first flight and read them to the class. Putting pencil to paper, Lisa was instantly whisked away by a force she couldn’t explain. When they were finished, all of the children read their happy stories to the class. Not Lisa. She got up and told of how the baby bird flew too high, hit a plane, crashed to the ground and died. She told of how the mama bird and daddy bird cried of how even God was upset sending the rains pouring from the sky. The class was speechless when she finished all they could do was stare at her. The teacher kept her after class told her the story was very good but it was different from the others. She asked Lisa if she’d ever heard of Icarus and had she based her story on him. Lisa had yet to encounter Greek Mythology or hear a whisper of Icarus. As Lisa left the classroom the teacher again told her how good the story was but suggested she might want to write something happier next time. Perplexed, Lisa turned and asked her teacher: “Why?” The teacher had no answer. Luckily for us, Lisa never took that teacher’s advice.

Today she brings us complex multi-layered stories rich with the trials and tribulations that make up the world in which we live. Not one to be pigeonholed into any single genre, Lisa’s stories revolve around the intricacies of couples from range the intimacy of lovers, to mothers and sons, and brothers and sisters.

Lisa Beth Darling is 49 years-old, lives in her hometown of New London, CT with her husband of nearly 30 years, Roy. She is the author of more than fifteen novels along with several short stories and non-fiction books.

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History and Imagination by Jennifer Laam – Guest Blog

Long and Short Reviews welcomes Jennifer Laam, author of the historical The Tsarina’s Legacy, which was released yesterday.

HISTORY AND IMAGINATION

Once upon a time, I was a graduate student who dreamed of teaching history by day and writing by night. My student days are over, and the job market for history professors almost non-existent, but I have made my dreams of publication come true. My first two novels—The Secret Daughter of the Tsar and The Tsarina’s Legacy–are both speculative historical fiction. The academic inside of me still thrives, and I conduct massive research for my novels. While writing, I find myself wide awake at three in the morning obsessing over details and which sources to trust.

Which brings me to one of the struggles of historical writing: what is a novelist’s responsibility to the facts of the past? I portray the atmosphere and personalities of historical settings and characters as authentically as possible. I write afterwards to make it clear which parts of my novels are documented and which are products of my imagination. I include bibliographies so that interested readers can investigate the lives of historical figures independently. Ultimately, however, I create fiction. I find fascinating tidbits in my research and let my imagination play.

I’m not suggesting that careless anachronisms are useful. I don’t think anyone wants to see Anne Boleyn texting. (Unless the plot involves time travel…and now I want to write that book.) To my mind, historical fiction is most intriguing when novelists use the past as allegory for current troubles. While women of prior centuries may not have been fluent in the language of contemporary feminism, I believe they experienced frustrations with their places in the world in a way that might feel familiar to women today.

If we limit ourselves to strict fact, we lose sight of people less visible in traditional political narratives of history. The academic must tread carefully when uncovering lives not documented as carefully as those of political leaders or so-called “great men” of the time. While historians have done important work in this field, the novelist can impart complex voices to those who were once unheard.

In allowing ourselves to explore the thoughts and emotions of historical figures, and experiment with how we present those emotions to our audience, writers and other artists create vivid works. On Broadway, Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr rap. On film, Marie Antoinette luxuriates with her royal entourage to a new wave soundtrack. This is the ultimate intersection of history and imagination, and we are all the richer for it.

4_6 jennifer The Tsarina's LegacyThen…Grigory “Grisha” Potemkin has had a successful long association with the powerful Empress Catherine of Russia. But Catherine and Grisha are older now and face new threats, both from powers outside of Russia and from those close to them. Haunted by the horrors of his campaign against the Muslim Turks, Grisha hopes to construct a mosque in the heart of the empire. Unfortunately, Catherine’s much younger new lover, the ambitious Platon Zubov, stands in his way. Grisha determines that to preserve Catherine’s legacy he must save her from Zubov’s dangerous influence and win back her heart.

Now…When she learns she is the lost heiress to the Romanov throne, Veronica Herrera’s life turns upside down. Dmitry Potemkin, one of Grisha’s descendants, invites Veronica to Russia to accept a ceremonial position as Russia’s new tsarina. Seeking purpose, Veronica agrees to act as an advocate to free a Russian artist sentenced to prison for displaying paintings critical of the church and government. Veronica is both celebrated and chastised. As her political role comes under fire, Veronica is forced to decide between the glamorous perks of European royalty and staying true to herself.

In Jennifer Laam’s The Tsarina’s Legacy, unexpected connections between Grisha and Veronica are revealed as they struggle to make peace with the ghosts of their past and help secure a better future for themselves and the country they both love.

About the Author: 4_6 Jennifer Laam_credit Channa VanceJENNIFER LAAM is the author of The Tsarina’s Legacy, on-sale from St. Martin’s Griffin April 5th.She earned her master’s degree in History from Oakland University in Michigan and her bachelor’s degree from the University of the Pacific in Stockton, CA. She has lived in Los Angeles and the suburbs of Detroit, traveled in Russia and Europe, and worked in education and non-profit development. She currently resides in Northern California. Her first book is The Secret Daughter of the Tsar.

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Balancing Life and Writing by Erin Cawood – Guest Blog and Giveaway

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Balancing life and writing

Although, I stopped defining them as separate entities a long time ago, I monumentally fail at balancing the real world with fiction world. Right now, it’s the day before the start of my book tour with GoddessFish Promotions and I’m still reviewing and writing guest posts and interviews for the tour hosts. This should have been completed a week ago. But last weekend I was updating my website, which turned into a fail of epic proportions and I lost 90% of the content on my website, and it blew my schedule to pieces. I’ve been trying to catch up ever since. But this past week has also been crazy because the real world has demanded so much more of my time, beyond the everyday activities that we all have to deal with. I’ve had interviews which have required a lot of prep time which would have normally been my writing time… and a migraine!

As a writer, the longer I go between writing fiction, the grumpier I get. But since the beginning of 2016, my fictionworld time has been sucked into the non-writing necessities of being an author. It’s all been about promoting Maybe Tomorrow, planning the upcoming release of Crossing Lines, and editing Cupid Moments: Life’s A Ball, but at least my creative cravings have been satisfied by the designing of social media graphics and production of book trailers.

There are some tips and tricks, I can share with you about how I utilize my time and multi-task, in order to keep ahead of the ever-growing to-do list.

1) Write everything down! Yes I’m a list maker. I suffer from Chronic Migraine and my short term memory is shot. The chances are if something doesn’t go on my to-do list, it doesn’t get done.

2) Utilize your smartphone to its fullest potential! I’ve had the Samsung S6 for around a year now, before that I had the Note II, and before that I had Blackberry devices for four years. Why?

a. You can get a basic version of Word (Or Google docs), both use cloud technology which means you can write on the go and pick up where you left off when you get back to your desk.

b. Not only that, but I have access to my emails; despite having word on my phone, I’ve long since been in the habit of emailing any ideas I have to myself and collecting them in a folder in my inbox.

c. No matter where I am, I can put in my earphones and submerge myself in the latest story I’m working on. I have an hour long commute to and from work, so this trip on the bus takes me to a whole new world, while I’m heading to work and back. The only issue is the blasted auto correct!

d. You have a camera. Capturing those physical triggers for inspiration to call upon them later is invaluable. But we’re also living in the Selfie age and being able to capture your day to day life and then share with your friends, family and fans, allows us writers to connect with our friends, and followers, in a way we’ve never been able to before.

e. The above point only emphasizes why you need to have your social media at your fingertips at all times!

3) Outsourcing: There are only so many hours in the day, and you have to prioritise what’s important, and decide what things on your to-do list you can outsource. If you’ve got the money to hire a virtual assistant or a publicist then go for it! If not, then fiverr is an invaluable source of low cost services. You can find anything and everything, from graphic design to promotional services. I recently paid $5 to have someone else post my book to the different Facebook groups. I gained 30 extra downloads of my free book that day. Money well spent! As with any new service provider, remember to check out the customer reviews and their average rating.

4) Scheduling: There are a number of online applications that will enable you to schedule social media posts, such as Hootsuite, and Buffer. Even Facebook has implemented a scheduler for pages. The beauty of these facilities this that you can do all of your social media posts in one go and spread them out over the day/week. I use this facility mostly when I have a promotion going on. Unfortunately, it’s not a post and go. You still have to monitor, react and response to what’s going on. Social media is all about engagement, so you have to be present to be involved in the conversation. But it does make your life a little easier.

5) The last tip I’d like to share, is switching off. This is probably the hardest this of all. I’m so much more productive without the distraction of the television, or the internet, or the mobile phone. There are times when you have to go dark and switch off all of the distractions. I usually leave my phone on silent and in another room. I share an office with my partner and will generally take myself away from there and work in the living room, or the bedroom, to avoid the temptation to chat, I also disconnect the internet and tick off each job on my to-do list as it’s completed.

My life is crazy hectic all the time, so if you’ve got anything to add to this list, I’d love to hear from you!

MediaKit_BookCover_MaybeTomorrowDoes a heart ever really heal from its first break?

On an unseasonably hot night in late September, Dr. Keon McGowan is called away from a family gathering to a hospital emergency. Amongst his patients that night is a blast from his past he’d rather forget. He’ll certainly never forgive butterfly hunter Darcia Davenport for leaving him alone as a single father while she chased butterflies through the Amazon rainforest.

Coming face to face with the woman who broke his heart after all this time, Keon realises that he has never fully healed from it. But any chance of finding closure is ripped away when Darcy chooses to end treatment and live her final weeks without regret. Can Keon let her go? Or will he fight for the tomorrow they might never have? Maybe Tomorrow is an emotional journey of love caught between fate and destiny.

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Vibrations shot Dr. Keon McGowan’s hip as he placed a sterile gauze pad against the head of the frightened teenager sitting in cubicle nine. “I think there’s more blood than damage,” he reassured the youngster with a warm smile. Although the fifteen-year-old would need stitches, he’d been lucky on all accounts. Keon looked up at the boy’s parents and continued. “I’d still like a couple of scans. It’s routine with head injuries, and it’s likely the on-call neurologist will want to keep him overnight for observation just to be on the safe side.”

Keon gave them a nod as he removed his latex gloves, tossed them in the medical waste bin, and washed his hands. He didn’t want to cut their time short, but as the head of London’s largest trauma centre, Keon was acutely aware there were too many patients still awaiting first assessments, and there wasn’t a single cubicle free in the accident and emergency treatment area. He fielded calls between treating patients, unable to move more than ten feet without someone calling his name. It was all in a day’s work, except today, things were more hectic than usual, due to a massive traffic accident involving almost 200 people less than three hours ago.

“I’ll arrange for a porter to come as soon as possible,” Keon promised the parents of the fifteen-year-old at the end of the consultation. “But I’m sure you can appreciate they’re stacked out at the moment, as is the imaging department. I’m sorry it’s going to be a bit of a wait.”

They nodded, and Keon swiftly left the cubicle as his mobile vibrated against his hip again. Quickly, he glanced at the name on the screen. He wouldn’t normally take a personal call in the middle of a crisis like this, but this caller resided on the other side of the world. “I’m sorry, Sarah, but I can’t talk now.”

“Oh, hello, Sarah. How are you? I’m fine, Keon, thank you for asking.” Her sarcasm was not missed, but he was just too busy to acknowledge it. “But I thought I’d make this really important phone call to remind you the doctors at Mount Cook are still waiting for your call.”

“I’m sorry, but I’ve got seventy-three people who were in an RTA three hours ago. I can’t talk about this now.” He didn’t mean to be short, but the board had too many patients for his liking, and his staff grew weary. He didn’t need Sarah on his back right now. He returned to the nurses’ station. “Heather? Can you arrange for the patient in cubicle nine to have a CT scan and page neurology, please?”

About the Author:
Erin Cawood is a commercial women’s fiction author, with a taste for dramatic storylines and a passion for strong lead characters she really gets behind, cheering on right to the very end of their story. Her focus? Taking romance into the darker, edgier side of contemporary fiction.

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Grace After the Storm by Sandy Sinnett – Spotlight and Giveaway

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MediaKit_BookCover_GraceAfterTheStormBrad’s brother recently found the love of his life, and now he too longs to find his one. No one seems to compare to his first love from years ago, though – the woman he left behind for money and a career. To remind him of her love, though, on what would have been their wedding anniversary, Brad writes her a letter. Never mailed. Never read…until this year, after the storm ends.

Hannah’s estate is in foreclosure – unable to keep her family’s estate after her parents’ death. Sparks begin to fly however after the estate is purchased and the new owner arrives. Not only was Brad the love of her life, but he’s also the man who walked out on her eight years ago. At first sight, Hannah’s grandmother believes their love still exists, and even as her health fades she works to help Hannah see the good in Brad.

Hannah must deal with painful memories from her past as she is forced to work with Brad and save her estate, but will her stubborn pride cause her to lose him again?

She begins to see Brad in a new light, and the love she felt for him long ago is reborn. When Hannah’s ‘little sister’ Clare discovers Brad’s secret, though, a storm of events will begin that may destroy their only chance for love, and may risk Hannah’s life in the process. Brad and Hannah will face both tragedy and loss as they rekindle their love, remembering that grace always follows the storm.

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After suffering a devastating loss, Laci and Mitch take a trip back to the Pacific Northwest to find healing and renewal. It’s only a matter of time before their paths cross with Hannah Blake – owner and innkeeper of FoxHead Estates. Over the last several years, Hannah has lost most everything she once held dear, one by one. The love of her life walked away from her eight years ago, and although she hated to admit it, her soul still cried out for him even today. All that remained of him were painful memories, and a little wooden box containing a single letter he left her – never opened. Never read. Her parents died six years ago, and Hannah took in her 89 year- old ailing grandmother. Lois is the only family she has left, but Hannah knows it is only a matter of time before she would lose her too. Now, her family’s estate was in foreclosure; her world was crashing down and there was nothing anyone could do about it. Or was there?

About the Author:MediaKit_AuthorPhoto_GraceAfterTheStormSandy recently moved back to her hometown of Mt. Vernon, IL and lives there with her two youngest kids. She currently works in Marketing for a local Children’s Home and is busy working on another book.

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10 Things Most People Don’t Know About LD Towers – Guest Blog and Giveaway

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10 Things Most People Don’t Know About LD Towers

I thought that I would do 10 things most people don’t know about me, since this is my first tour, there is a lot that most people don’t know! Is that the easy way out? It could be!

1. I don’t eat anything with scales or that comes from the ocean. It started out from a restriction diet in university to control migraines, but evolved from there. I’m a SCUBA diver, and I’ve been diving in places that are mostly fished out. Now it’s my bit to help the ecology.

2. From Oct 2014 to Oct 2015, I lived in five different countries- Canada, Germany, Italy, Mexico and Belize. One of those was only for 6 weeks, but I didn’t know it at the time. I’m hoping 2016 will involve less moving.

3. I’m also a photographer and I have a Facebook page called ‘Blackbird’s Photography’. I also tweet my pics from time to time. I don’t really do people though. Mostly it’s all buildings and landscapes. There is the odd snap in there that I’m rather proud of.

4. I have a condition called Plantar fascial fibromatosis, or Ledderhose disease. It’s like fibrous tumour-like growths in the feet. My friends think it’s somewhat ironic that I lived in Germany, I write about Germans and I have something called Ledderhose disease. (only the iconic leather pants are lederhose.)

5. I’ve had Siamese cats in my life since I was six years old. My first one came from Santa and lived for 19 years. My parents are looking after another meeze of mine in his twilight years as my moving was getting too hard on him. His name is Shen and he just turned 21. I’m rather proud of that. Shen lived in Canada, France and Germany. Now I have the famous Niblet as my interspecies life mate! 🙂

6. Blue is my favourite colour. If I could, I would paint the world in blue.

7. Someone once asked me which of my ‘Teufel’ characters was me. I’ve always said that if I was a man, I would want to be like Hagen Kohl and if I had pots of money, I would probably be like Galiena. There is a lot of me in Galiena. While I was never assaulted by my grandfather, I had an occasionally acrimonious relationship with him. I think it was easy to make Meinrad von Steinberg a bad guy. Amusingly enough, now he’s one of my favourite characters, even though he’s thoroughly evil.

8. I’m a wine racist. Red wine all the way. I can’t stand white wine. I have a caveat. I like bubbly. As they said in the 30’s, ‘When we have bubbles, we have no troubles.’ I didn’t like rosé until I had a date with a Frenchman in a restaurant by the Louvre in Paris. We sat on the terrace all afternoon on a beautiful summer’s day and drank rosé by the glass in that amazing setting. To this day, I’m a fan. The Frenchman was fine, too, until he told me he was married at the end of it. Why do they do that? *shakes fists at the heavens*

9. I like Trekking. I did 275 kms/170 miles of the Camino de Santiago in 2014. I’m not a small woman, in fact, I’m a BIG woman. Don’t let size stop you from doing something like that. If I can do it, anyone can and it’s a life changing experience. I want to do the whole Spanish part of the Camino soon. After that, I want to walk the Via Francigena from Canterbury to Rome and then write about it. I think every young person should have to do the Camino after high school before they apply for university or further life. A plucky and thrifty person can do it for 10-15 Euros (about the same in USD at the moment) a day. I averaged 20. It’s not an expensive trip. I learned so much about myself doing it. If anyone needs Camino advice, drop me a line.

10. I’m an Apple. I went mac in 2008 and have never looked back. I had two toshiba laptops that didn’t survive a year and I was looking for a machine that would survive me. A friend said… go Mac… I had been a PC since 1988, so it was a BIG change. Now you couldn’t pay me to go back! Now if only they cost less…

So there is a little bit about me! 🙂

MediaKit_BookCover_NewAustrianOrder1938. Germany is moving faster than Standartenführer Hagen Kohl thought possible. Sent down to Vienna to investigate a potential threat to Hitler’s plans for Austria, Hagen is drawn in to an aristocratic world he’s never encountered before. Without Hauptsturmführer Eugen Friesler at his side, Hagen is in more danger than he could have imagined as he hunts for a shadowy organization called the New Austrian Order. Back in Germany, Galiena von Steinberg returns to Riesa and the von Steinberg Gesellschaft, but taking over the reins of her Grandfather’s empire comes with many challenges. Can she protect her family holdings while keeping true to the new sense of self she has worked so hard to find?

MediaKit_BookCover_TeufelAgainst the politically charged background of Nazi Germany’s police state, Standartenführer Doctor Hagen Kohl is trying to carve out a profession for himself in the SS. A middle class intellectual with a doctorate in Literature, Hagen is a an investigator who hunts criminals within the party apparatus itself. Hagen justifies everything by his personal code and patriotism, unable to see the flaws of the regime he serves. When he is ordered to investigate members of the army, he discovers patriotism is entirely a matter of perspective. His eyes are further opened by exposure to Galiena von Steinberg; an aristocrat whose own experiences bring him into the entanglements and intrigues at the highest levels of Third Reich society.

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The parade ground was large, and all about there were people. The SS men, in their black uniforms, and the camp guards in their grey seemed drab on the sunny square. There were so many, trailing behind Himmler like a flock of crows. Galiena hated that analogy, but it seemed so appropriate. Here and there she saw people she assumed to be prisoners, in their black and white horizontal striped suits, and grotesquely shaved heads. They almost reminded her of larvae, their scalps so pale in the light. One man turned and stared at her, the bright splash of colour that she was, as if he couldn’t believe his eyes. Then his face dropped back to his toiling in the black earth of the flowerbeds near the Administration building. The place was so dour. So grey. In her scarlet, echoed only in the swastika flag on the flag pole, she must look like a drop of blood on a piece of slate.

Himmler moved to intercept her, his eyes shining with something she couldn’t define. In this place he was a thousand feet tall, and his knowledge of his power emanated from him in waves. The men trailing after him followed his every movement and gesture. When he smiled, so did they, when he laughed, they echoed, and the moment he stopped, there was silence behind him. Galiena had never seen this Himmler. This was the Reichsführer-SS, and his power was consuming. His eyes met hers, as he clicked his heels and bowed his head before her. When the peak of his hat came up again, he was smiling; warmly and broadly. More the man of her acquaintance, but the look in his eyes seemed to mock her. This Himmler was a predator and he was in his lair with all his sycophants around to admire his magnificence.

About the Author:MediaKit_AuthorPhoto_RiesaSeriesLD Towers travels the world like a rootless vagabond! A military historian, she searches out places of conflict to find a deeper insight to the things she writes about. Presently enjoying the warm weather and azure seas of Central America, she has lived all over Western Europe, including 5.5 years in the incomparable Berlin.

Primarily working in Historical and Military Fiction, LD sometimes sneaks in the odd Dystopian or Modern Thriller piece. Also look for a series of novellas about the despicable yet intriguing Meinrad von Steinberg from the Riesa Series, coming in fall 2015.

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The Making of Let’s Stalk Rex Jupiter by Allison Spector – Guest Blog and Giveaway

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This post is part of a virtual book tour organized by Goddess Fish Promotions. Allison Spector will be awarding a signed copy of book with original plot outline notes (loose sheets of paper) inside and additional notes at end or in margins of story (US/Canada only) to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour. Click on the tour banner to see the other stops on the tour.

The Making of Let’s Stalk Rex Jupiter (as spoken in the voice of an elderly British narrator)*
*You’re totally imagining it, aren’t you?

Once upon a time, there was a peculiar little girl with knee-length hair and a thousand-yard stare. She fancied herself as magical elf in a forest of pine, reeds, and windmill giants. Her heroes were Gavroche and Peter Pan. Her imagination was a joyous bonfire, kindled by books, and songs, and fairy tales.

The peculiar little girl lived in a little cottage inside her head. And although she was eager to visit the world outside, not everyone knew how to talk to the whimsical little creature that didn’t care a lick for gendered characterizations, or societal expectations. But her brain was deft and sharp, and she cut a fair and proper swath of the world to wrap herself in. It was a lovely swath and it was hers.

Girded in her cloak of “what if’s” and “let’s try this!,” she wandered across reality, growing flowers and toadstools wherever she stepped. She made strange friends along the way. Some stayed forever in her head. Some stayed forever in her heart.

And she and her friends in her wondrous world thrived by circumventing normal routes and routines. Everything always seemed to fall into place for the peculiar girl because even when it didn’t—even when life was loud, and rough, and perilous—she kept on walking.

Far, far past the precipice the peculiar little girl would wander. Far past the edge of the cliff. And because no one told her she would fall (she wouldn’t have listened anyhow), she kept on walking until her feet caught air and dug into the very clouds.

Winds would blow and strange, cruel hands would reach from below and paw at her ankles. But she hardly even noticed. It was of little consequence. All that mattered were castles to explore, and worlds to conquer, great dreams and ambitions and wonder to pursue.

One day, when the girl had grown into something resembling a woman (although in her head she was still a magical elf) she arrived in a magical land called Bellingham, Washington. The girl built castles of stone, and sand and she frolicked amongst the evergreens. She marveled at how many kindred souls played the amidst the waterfalls and evergreens. She had found her people. She had found her home. She floated with her peculiar little family and times were beautiful and good. A never-ending river of contentment.

But the peculiar girl wasn’t content. She had an urge to overturn each log, and chase every star that twinkled in the heavens. She plotted and planned and dreamed and stared off at distant smoke from imagined dragons. So carefully, tepidly, she let her fingers break their grip from the tendril’d vines, and pines, and stringband elves and carried her family over the majestic mountains, and the green magical placed, and landed with an unceremonious thud in the Middle of the Continent.

Now the Middle of the Continent wasn’t a bad place, per se. It was a very sensible land, full of sensible people. They balanced their checkbooks, and straightened their ties, and paid their taxes, and raised upstanding children, and went to church every Sunday. And for them the world was a place of predictability and order.

The peculiar girl had a peculiar notion that she might add a few purple lines to the lands of sensible greens and browns. She would add a few polka-dots to the plains and evergreens to the fields. And she would paint golden sun rays around the sleepy eyes of the children.

At first, the peculiar girl she was welcomed the good people of the Middle of the Continent. The marveled at her arms full of brushes and her head full of clouds. They tilted their heads skyward as she built scaffolding from which she would launch balloons in the air. They smiled as she sang songs of juggler and clowns. But soon the sensible people in the sensible shoes began to tire of her whimsy. She made them dizzy as she danced in the sky. She made them nervous as she tunneled below with her novelty spoon. And walls were built at the speed at which she could sprint around. So she patiently sat at the door waiting on go through.

The peculiar girl could feel the flowers in her hair wilting. And though she felt joy that her friends in the Middle of the Continent were calm and content, she felt gray clouds eke raindrops into her skin. So she and her peculiar little family hunkered down and huddled together with their rays of sun buried in her hearts, starring off into the distance horizon—towards the magical land from whence they had come.

Alone in her room, in her comfy chair the peculiar girl summoned all the best memories of her happy times in Bellingham. She recalled the buskers and bohemians and banana slugs (yes, even the slugs) and her heart weighed heavy with sadness. So she sat in her chair and she wrote and she wrote until the words spilled out like tears. Her silly, whimsical, peculiar words reminded her of who she was—and the passion that drove her forward.

Before she knew it, her story had grown and bloomed with flowers and folly and tizzies galore.

And lovely people liked her book, and printed her book.

And she was happy…

Layout 1Trouble’s brewing in the Evergreen Jungle. When controversial author Rex Jupiter plans a visit to a Bellingham bookstore, news of his arrival attracts the attention of the mysterious Paladin, who plans on leading a mob of rioting housewives against him. But the Paladin has competition. Sleuth-extraordinaire Marian Krause has her own bone to pick with Jupiter as she scrambles to solve the death of a woman who has stolen her identity. Rex may think he has the situation under control, but when the wrath of the local Druids is incurred, pitchforks and torches may be the least of his concerns.

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Marian’s lungs shuddered against the fumes of the organic, locally sourced, native-friendly tobacco as it passed from the long-stemmed cigarette holder through her lips and into her body. It was a dirty, messy habit. And it was hers. The smoke floated in the air, letting forth a wave of guilty pleasure. She carefully measured out her puffs, since theauthorityoneverything.com told her that for every cigarette she smoked she would lose 5.5 minutes of her life.

Thus, she made sure that she only sacrificed 1.375 minutes at a time. She found the pleasure-to-life-lost ratio to be acceptable as everyone knew that all detectives smoked. And they did so in darkened rooms, with shades drawn, and only the light of a low-watt desk-lamp to illuminate the wisp of airborne tobacco trailing off like a faded dream.

Also, it made her feel badass. So, there.

Of course, there were disadvantages to sitting in a darkened room, the greatest of which was that it made her extremely susceptible to her husband’s Tokens of Affection, which usually fell into three categories:

(A) Crimes Scenes: composed of stolen police tape, ketchup, and teddy bears

(B) Fan Fiction: of a most Adult variety, written about Marian, and cleverly slipped in between her meticulously organized case files and resumes

(C) Brazen Thievery: which meant that her Second-Most Favorite Fedora would be missing, and she could only retrieve it following an Elaborate Series of Clues

The very thought of his categorical attentions made her want to climb down from her attic office and pay him a Conjugal Visit that instant. She would bring the Special Trench Coat and the magnifying glass and…

She slapped herself on the cheek. Love would have to wait.

About the Author:MediaKit_AuthorPhoto_LetsStalkRexJupiterAllison Spector was born and raised in the hedonistic playground of the Jersey Shore, but finds herself oddly allergic to spray tan. She is a proud graduate of Goucher College, and started her environmentally-focused career in Washington DC in 2005. She moved to the Pacific Northwest in 2008, and fell in love with its beauty and people. Allison is currently on a Midwestern Adventure and is determined to live as much life as possible—to accomplish her dreams one at a time—and to nurture her loving family, and blaze a trail of wit, whimsy, and eccentricity wherever she goes.

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Winter Blogfest: Holiday Cookies For Furry Friends by Devon McKay

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Holiday Cookies For Furry Friends

With the fast approach of the holidays, I’m ready to dive in and start baking. I can spend hours in my kitchen whipping up sugar cookies and gingerbread men then decorating the delicious desserts with red and green sugar crystals. Yes, I’m one of those kind of gals.

However, my baked goods aren’t just limited to humans. My favorite treats to make is for my dogs. After all, they are my best friends. And nothing makes me happier than giving my girls a reward that makes their tail’s wag and has them barking for more.

I wanted to share two of my recipes with those of you who also enjoy spoiling your dogs. Hopefully your furry friends will enjoy the goodies as much as mine do.

Bone Appetit!

Yum Yum Bacon Biscuits

What dog doesn’t love bacon? I discovered this delicious recipe from Allrecipes and my dogs just love them. These biscuits, made with whole wheat Flour, 2 % milk, eggs, chicken bouillon and bacon, are sure to please your four legged friend.

Ingredients
5 cups Whole Wheat Flour
1 cup milk
2 eggs
10 Tablespoon Vegetable oil or bacon fat
½ cup water
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a cookie sheet.
2. Beat eggs in a large bowl. Stir in milk, water, salt, and bacon fat until well blended. Gradually stir in flour to make a stiff dough. Pinch off pieces of the dough and roll into 2 inch balls or cut out into cute shapes – I use a bone shaped cookie cutter. Place on prepared baking sheet.
3. Bake in preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes. Cool on racks. Store in a covered container in the refrigerator.

Barking Bananas Pup Cakes

This recipe I came up with through a variation of others I found on the internet and through trial and error discovered a treat that all three of my furry friends go absolutely bananas for. I bake them in two sizes, Mini Pinscher small or Chocolate and Black Lab large. Made with fresh bananas, oatmeal, whole wheat flour, fresh eggs, oil, 2 % milk, and honey these biscuits will surely have your pups barking for more.

Ingredients
6 cups Oatmeal
2 ½ cups Whole Wheat Flour
4 Eggs
½ cup Vegetable Oil
1 cup honey
1 cup milk
4 Bananas

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
2. Line muffin tins with muffin liners, or spray with cooking spray.
3. In large bowl, mash bananas with a fork. Add remaining ingredients and stir well with a large spoon until blended.
4. Fill muffin tins about ½ full with batter.
5. Bake for approximately 15 minutes, or until toothpick inserted in the middle is removed clean.

These treats are made with only the most refined and natural of ingredients, therefore without refrigeration they will keep in an airtight container for seven days. If refrigerated they will keep for up to three weeks and if stored in a freezer they will keep for six months.

*Disclaimer: Please be aware that I am not a vet, nor a dog nutritionist. I hope that every recipe I share only makes every furry tummy happy. However, keep in mind that every dog is an individual. What might be good for most might not be good for one. Always tailor each recipe to your own dog’s needs and tastes. If you have any questions on your dog’s diet, please consult a professional.

StakingaClaim_w8762_medFor most people, seeing Alaska is a dream come true. For Miami Beach resident, Samantha Held, it is merely a job assignment. Creating an advertisement for vacationing in the state gets her one step closer to achieving her career goal—partnership in Kolinsky’s Advertisement Agency.

Blake Langford is not willing to accept any exploitation of his beloved state, no matter how desirable the striking, southern blonde bombshell with fiery green eyes is, and he’s determined to sabotage Sam’s goal in every way. Falling in love with the enemy, however, was never part of the plan.

About the Author: Living in Alaska for 27 years, Devon McKay has plenty of stories to tell about the state. She was chased by a mother moose defending her young, stalked by a bear, endured temperatures of forty below and was even trapped in an avalanche! And loved every minute of it!

After writing her first novel, Cowboy on the Run, she embarked on a new adventure and now lives on a ranch in Ohio where she calls home. Although the farm life is slightly more laid back than the dangers of Alaska, Devon enjoys the slower pace of the country lifestyle which gives her plenty of time to indulge in her passion of writing.

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Winter Blogest: ‘Tis the Season by Peggy Chambers

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‘TIS THE SEASON

The winds blow moist sweet air outside my closed windows. Leaves carpet my browning grass as I wrap my jacket a little closer. Autumn can be many things – cool and blustery or sunny and warm. But it is always the beginning of the holiday season.

Christmas%20wineFrom Halloween until New Years, the gift of friends and family warm us through a cold season. The parties, food, warm sweaters, and blazing fires keep us comfortable and happy. At least most of us.

There are always those that don’t have the blessings of get-to-gathers or even warm clothing. We take for granted that thirteen guests will grace our tables. I have a huge turkey in the freezer awaiting carving time. I’ve made and re-made the menu to be sure we have all we need. I have tons to do. Luckily.

Last year my son and his wife helped the Catholic soup kitchen on Christmas with the preparations of a Christmas meal. They are both good cooks and unlike a lot of young people they cook at home from scratch most meals. They were in for a big surprise. The woman that ran the kitchen had many years’ experience with commercial kitchens and told them everything they were doing wrong. They carried bags of potatoes before peeling them, cooked pounds of carrots, and carved countless turkeys. Then they served the immense population of homeless and under privileged. It was eye-opening.

I think I’d like to do that sometime. I am not sure my aging back could handle the rigors, but I think my spirit would be enriched from the hard work. It would make my little get-to-gather of thirteen of my favorite people look like a tiny snack. I can at least donate to the many places that provide Thanksgiving and Christmas baskets of food and presents. It will help me remember how many people do not have what I have.

A good friend of mine is the activity director at an assisted living center in town. She is planning a Christmas reading asking people from the writing club to read aloud their original Christmas stories to the patrons that live there. I have prepared something special and if time allows I want to read Clement Mark Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas since I don’t have little ones to read to anymore. I am sure I will enjoy it more than they will.

Consider this a challenge. What can, or what will you do for your fellow man this season? The tiniest thing is always welcomed.

SecretsofSandhillIsland_w8259On a tiny island in a ramshackle beach house, Meg, an heiress, is hiding from her family’s dubious past. Her true love, Evan, died thirty years ago in a storm at sea, she thought. Did her father really have her lover killed and if so does everyone on the island know about it but Meg?
Alex must try to befriend Meg’s son Jon if he is ever to win Meg over. And with his past problems with women, he wonders why he even tries. After all, he is just a starving artist and has little to offer her.
Now that Alex has warmed her heart again, Meg realizes she has friends and a life outside her vegetable garden. But, who is blackmailing her?

About the Author:Peggy Chambers calls Enid, Oklahoma home. She is an award winning, three-time published author, always working on another. Retired now, she can spend all her time making up stories. She has two children, five grandchildren and lives with her husband and dog. She attended Phillips University, the University of Central Oklahoma and is a graduate of the University of Oklahoma. She is a member of the Enid Writers’ Club, Oklahoma Writers’ Federation, Inc., and the Oklahoma Women Bloggers. There is always another story weaving itself around in her brain trying to come out.

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Winter Blogfest: Hanukkah—The Festival of Lights by Marilyn Baron

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Hanukkah—The Festival of Lights
By Marilyn Baron
What do I remember most about Hanukkah – the Festival of Lights? During this time of the year, our family used to drive around Miami, where I was born, and look at the beautiful display of Christmas lights.

The Hanukkah tradition is to light the menorah, a 9-candle ceremonial lamp with space for eight candles, representing one for each night of the holiday, and one candle to light the rest. Hanukkah is a festive holiday. Families sing songs, play a game called dreidel, a spinning top and exchange gifts. The holiday lasts eight days.
When I had younger children, we would give them one gift each night. Now that they’re grown and out of the house, we typically give them one big gift. In the old days, I remember my grandparents lining up the grandchildren and handing out a dollar each. Now the money comes in the form of chocolate coins—Hanukkah Gelt—you can buy at the grocery store.

The thing I love most about Hanukkah is eating the traditional potato pancakes or latkes. You don’t have to be Jewish to enjoy potato latkes. My sister Elaine makes great latkes. They require a lot of effort, but when done right, they are crispy and delicious. My mother made great latkes when we were growing up. Today, I just buy them out of a box in the grocery freezer section. They’re not nearly as good. It is traditional to top the latkes with a little sour cream and some applesauce. I prefer applesauce and I also like mine sprinkled with sugar.

Here is my sister’s recipe. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy holiday season.

Potato Latkes
Ingredients:
1 onion
4-5 Idaho potatoes
2 eggs
1 tsp baking powder
¼ cup matzoh meal
Salt: 1 teaspoon, then sprinkle more on as they fry
Pepper, freshly ground, several twists
Cheesecloth

Directions:
Mix the salt, pepper and baking powder together with the matzoh meal.
Peel the potatoes and drop them right away into a large bowl of icy water.
Chop onion: Use a food processor. Decide how fine to chop.
Do not drain liquid from the onion.
In a large bowl, crack the eggs and beat (not too much).
Heat large skillets: Cast iron or any good pan. Use more than one to speed up the cooking. Start low, and when almost ready with the completed mixture, raise the heat. During frying, constantly monitor the heat level, starting on medium high, then adding the mixture, and then turning down to about medium. Then back up to medium high with the next batch, and so on.
Cut the potatoes lengthwise, and in a food processor, using the shred attachment, shred a few at a time. Then, take out the shredded potatoes into a big bowl, put the chop attachment on and put the shredded potatoes back into the processor, then give just a few pulses (5-10), until a nice chopped consistency (not too big, but not too finely chopped, either).
Then put the potatoes into a cheesecloth (in the sink), and squeeze as much liquid starch as you can! Then put the squeezed potatoes right into the eggs, and mix around with your hands to absorb the potato mixture.
Then repeat this process until all the potatoes are in the egg mixture.
Add the onions and dry mixture to the egg and potato mixture, and mix: Use your hands.
Add oil to the fry pan(s) and wait until the oil is hot (but not burning). Add mixture by tablespoons, not too thick. Fry in hot oil. Turn when golden. Keep adding oil to pan before each new batch. The more oil, the better it tastes. The first batch never tastes as good as the rest.
Enjoy.

Landlocked_w10128_750Romance, A Decades-old Mystery and a Serial Killer on the Loose…

Amelia Rushing is an inexperienced South Florida realtor with weather issues, and a loser in love. Her grandmother asks her to sell some property on an isolated North Carolina mountaintop, and upon investigation, Amelia finds the tract is landlocked. Determined to make her first sale and right the injustice to her grandmother, Amelia travels to the town of Confrontation and enlists the help of local real estate attorney, Alec Brady, who thwarts her at every turn.

Sparks fly when Amelia announces her plans to move into her grandmother’s cabin until she can sell the property. It is Alec’s current home, and he’s not giving it up. When Amelia discovers that thirty years ago a prominent landscape artist disappeared in the town of Confrontation, she is anxious to solve the decades-old mystery, but there’s a serial killer on the loose, one nobody wants to turn in, despite the number of people missing. What is the community hiding, and does Alec know where the bodies are buried?

About the Author: Marilyn Baron is a public relations consultant in Atlanta. She’s a PAN member of Romance Writers of America and Georgia Romance Writers (GRW) and the recipient of the GRW 2009 Chapter Service Award. Marilyn writes humorous women’s coming-of-middle-age fiction, historical romantic thrillers, suspense, paranormal and fantasy. She has won or finaled in writing awards in Single Title, Suspense Romance, Paranormal/Fantasy Romance and Novel With Strong Romantic Elements. She’s a member of the 2016 Roswell Reads steering committee. Visit her Web site at www.marilynbaron.com to find out more about her other books and stories and upcoming releases. Landlocked is her 10th book with The Wild Rose Press. A native of Miami, Florida, Marilyn now lives in Roswell, Georgia, with her husband. Marilyn graduated from The University of Florida in Gainesville, Florida, with a B.S. in Journalism [Public Relations sequence] and a minor in Creative Writing. She met her husband at UF and both of her daughters graduated from UF. Go Gators!

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