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What lessons can I learn from the main character of Splendificent, Giselle Nyfall? Well, rather than tell you what I learned from her. Let’s let her tell you HERSELF what you can learn from her? Take it away, Giselle!
Okay,Dacy-Kun! When it comes to sexual lessons, Giselle Nyfall is a veritable sensei! First and foremost, communication is key. Whether it’s discussing boundaries, preferences, or that new position you saw in a hentai manga, talking about it openly is essential. It’s like when you’re playing a multiplayer game, and you need to strategize with your teammates to take down the final boss. You gotta make sure everyone’s on the same page, right?
And don’t be afraid to mix things up and try new positions! It’s like when you’re playing a fighting game and you discover a new combo that absolutely wrecks your opponents. You gotta keep ’em guessing, right? So, whether it’s trying out a new angle or experimenting with different speeds, variety is the spice of life. Oh, and don’t be shy about using your surroundings to your advantage! Furniture, walls, countertops… the world is your oyster, and every surface is a potential new secret level to unlock!
Also, if there’s one thing Giselle Nyfall knows, it’s how to embrace her inner nerd and let her freak flag fly! Being a dorky bimbo isn’t just about the big boobs and cute outfits; it’s about owning your passions and unapologetically loving what you love. Whether it’s gaming, anime, or writing fan fiction, I say go for it with full throttle! Life’s too short to worry about what others think. So, embrace your inner weeb and let those nerd flags soar!
Another lesson I can impart is the importance of friendship and teamwork. Sure, I may be the protagonist of my own story, but that doesn’t mean I can’t share the spotlight with my supernatural squad! We’re like the ultimate JRPG party, each bringing our unique skills and personalities to the table. Together, we take on whatever challenges come our way, whether it’s saving the world or just having a girls’ night in. So, cherish your friends, support them, and don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. After all, even the most powerful mage needs a tank and a healer by their side!
Hell on Heels and Death by D Cup
This raw and naughty book brings together the first two Splendificent novels in one ENORMOUS package…Not that type of enormous package!
I swear.
Splendificent 1:
California cutie Giselle Nyfall arrives at the Big Apple to attend liberal arts college, Hemera University. But, when a computer glitch lands her with four extraordinary young women as roommates Giselle’s sheltered world is blown away.
These Hotties are supernatural aristocracy, the magical one percent: an elf princess who decapitates as well as she pirouettes, the B.B. gun-toting daughter of the Tooth Fairy, a glamorous and gold-digging fox spirit with thickness in all the right places, and a vampire-succubus hybrid with a bad gambling problem and a blood-soaked family tree.
This Hot Squad uncovers a demonic curse threatening New York City’s human elite orchestrated by denizens of the Christian Hell. The only cure? The five stunners themselves!
Splendificent 2:
The Hot Squad members must battle supernatural mercenaries, contend with a portal to the underworld, avoid demonic death traps and thwart a nefarious prince hellbent on fulfilling an ancient prophecy and bringing on the death of one Squad member who happens to be his sister. All difficult assignments when they’re constantly losing their skimpy clothes and falling into the arms of hot studs and each other!
Will Giselle and her voluptuous companions come together to triumph over the forces of evil? Does the family that slays together stay together? Find out in the sexy, hilarious and politically incorrect Splendificent 2!
WARNING:
This book is absolutely not for anyone under the age of 18! You, Mister 17 years and 364 days old? Move along, son, move along.
Enjoy an Excerpt
The girls took a seat at a newly vacated table with the stares and whispers following them, some appreciative, some jealous, and some downright hostile. Giselle fidgeted with the hem of her skirt, feeling her nerves get the better of her.
“Quit tugger’in on your skirt, Giselle,” Dusty snapped. “It ain’t gonna get any longer.”
Giselle’s cheeks flushed, and she laughed weakly, smoothing out her skirt self-consciously.
“I’m gonna go find us some answers,” Dusty declared, her doe eyes narrowed as she scanned the room. “You girls keep your pretty little eyes peeled for anyone actin’ sus.”
With that, Dusty strutted off, her blonde curls bouncing as she approached a group of burly men in the corner. Giselle watched, impressed by Dusty’s fearlessness, but also a little worried for her friend’s safety. Surely, someone so teeny posed only a microscopic threat to any opponents?
“This place is uncivilized,” Tristabelle remarked, her nose wrinkled in distaste. “I do not understand why anyone would frequent such an establishment…oooh look an automaton bull! How lovely!”
The girls were faced with trying to stop Tristabelle from charging ahead at the mechanical bull resting to the dance floor’s right. A chubby ginger in tank top and body glitter just tumbled off to the padding bellow, cursing her luck.
“Fairies were not meant to handle the mystical brilliance of living machines,” Princess Tristabelle noted to the sulking ginger.
“Excuse me? My mom and dad are on the council. Do you know that?” The woman hissed.
“Underestimate a princess of Golden Land all you wish, fool! Filthy Commoner, to me!” Princess Tristabelle pointed a long, seemingly magical finger at Giselle.
“Why do I have to be filthy?”
“When’s the last time you bathed?” Fleur quipped.
“I…I…I’m getting around to it! It’s been a busy day!”
About the Author: Dacy Alex is an author that has also taken home several screenwriting awards under a different name. Dacy loves the possibilities of the supernatural but also the inherent weirdness of the everyday world and likes to combine the two whenever possible. Dacy likes to focus his stories on new adults, which might explain why he can subsist on a steady diet of classic CW shows. The 100 and The Originals are the best ones don’t argue with me plz k thx bye. Dacy’s an avid video gamer; Dacy’s favorite games are Final Fantasy X-2 and Persona 4: Golden. I’ll be a contrarian and say I’ve never played a Dark Souls like game and I don’t wanna! Oops, I forgot I was doing this in third person
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