Movie Review: Pets


Pets (a Documentary)
Director: Bryce Dallas Howard
Starring: Travis Ford, Adam Burke, and Sterling Davis
Publisher: Disney
Genre: Children’s (0 – 6 y.o.), Middle Grade (8 – 12 y.o.), Young Adult (14 – 18 y.o.), Non-Fiction, Contemporary
Rating: 3 Stars (6 Stars on IMDB)
Reviewed by Astilbe

It explores the extraordinary relationship between animals and their people around the world. Highlighting dogs, cats, pigs, goats, and birds of prey, Pets takes us on a lovely journey that celebrates love, loss, and licks along the way.

Everyone needs unconditional love.

One of the cool things about this film had to do with how many different age groups it was created for. There were interviews with preschoolers, senior citizens, and everyone in-between those age groups, too. This mean that the storytelling worked on multiple levels depending on how closely a viewer could pay attention and how much they already knew about this world. It is not easy to create something that everyone can enjoy, so kudos to the director and crew for pulling it off!

This documentary bounced around quite a bit between various people and their pets. As much as I liked seeing so many different types of animals and people from a wide variety of backgrounds, it was tricky for me as a viewer to feel deeply connected to any of them due to how little screen time they all received. I would have loved to see a smaller number of folks be interviewed so more time could be spent exploring their connections with their furry – or sometimes not so furry – companions.

Every aspect of owning a pet was covered here, from the naughty things they sometimes do to how families help pets who are sick, injured, or elderly. I laughed and cried as I watched this as the people who were being interviewed talked about both the difficult and joyful parts of sharing their lives with one or more animals. Some of my favorite scenes were the ones that explored the quirks certain pets had, from licking doorknobs to getting a little jealous if someone else received more attention than they did. It was a delightful exploration of what life is like when you live with animals.

Pets was heartwarming.

MOVIE REVIEW: Royal-ish


Royal-ish
Writers: Teri Wilson
Director: Roger M. Bobb
Starring: Nichole Sakura, William Moseley
Publisher: Hallmark
Genre: Romantic Comedy, Romance
Rating: 4 Stars (8/10 stars on IMDB)
Review by Dicentra

Lacey is an amusement park princess who befriends 8-year-old Rose, a real-life princess, and is recruited by her handsome father to travel to their kingdom and be the new governess.

Hallmark movies are where happily ever after lovers go for a guaranteed happy ending (usually in the last five minutes), and that’s no different in one of their newest releases, Royal-ish. Theme park princess Lacey (Sakura) spends her days delivering magical tea parties to children in her role as Princess Sweet Pea. When she befriends 8-year-old Princess Rose (and her father and heir to the throne Prince Henry (Moseley) it sets off a romance that screams meet cute and swoon.

While the movie is very much stereotypical Hallmark in plot, it tackles some deeper issues. Lacey found work as a princess while she was working towards a graduate degree, and finds joy in bringing joy to others. She’s worried about aging out of her job (which hadn’t previously registered for me as an issue for theme park workers). The young princess Rose is struggling with the weight of responsibility after the death of her mother and a traumatic incident. And the romantic love interest (Prince Henry) struggles to balance his role as a father and the crown prince of a small kingdom. They did make some slight changes to the stereotypical ‘royal’ plot line for these movies that left me amused. And while the lines were undeniably cheesy, it remained entertaining and engaging.

Overall, this was another entertaining storyline. I didn’t realize this was supposed to be another ‘trilogy’ movie, as they didn’t connect it outright to the other movies (The Royal We and The Reluctant Royal) like they did in their other trilogies (The Wedding Veil Trilogy). I highly recommend this movie to those who like low pressure, guaranteed happily ever after stories. I don’t recommend this movie to those looking for innovative, high-stakes storylines that are harder to predict.

Movie Review: Snow Angel of Revenge

Snow Angel of Revenge (Kosten Enkeli)
Director: Keke Soikkeli
Producers: Marko Hartama and Keke Soikkeli
Starring: Vivi Wahlström, Karoliina Tuominen, Hannele Lauri, Konsta Hietanen
Publisher: Nordic Films
Genre: Horror, Contemporary
Rating: 4 Stars (8 Stars on IMDB)
Reviewed by Astilbe

Seeking solace and a break from her haunting past, Niina escapes to a remote, rural villa with her close friend Suvi. Their retreat, however, takes a sinister turn when they find themselves unwelcome, and through a series of unfortunate events, get entangled in the dark rituals of a mysterious ancient cult.

One fateful night, a ragged batch of locals, who worship an old pagan god, storm the villa demanding retribution for what the women have unknowingly done. Trapped in a nightmare of blood and brutality, only Niina survives the horrifying ordeal. Shattered but unbroken, she begins to rebuild her strength. With vengeance burning in her heart, Niina sets her sights on one and only one goal—revenge.

Not every god is easy to satisfy.

The plot twists were exciting and filled with moments that made me gasp and sometimes glance away from the scariest moments. Without sharing spoilers, some of my favorite ones involved Niina’s transformation from a terrified vacationer to someone who was determined to seek revenge for what had just happened to her and her friends. This is the kind of storytelling I love to find, and I only liked her more as I saw how she behaved as a result of every twist and turn that came her way.

I would have liked to have more information about the relationship between a character who was introduced early on in the storyline and the locals who worshipped an old god. This was something that intrigued me from the beginning, and I would have happily gone with a perfect rating if their connection was developed better. There was plenty of space there for explaining why that minor character offered a free vacation to Niina and how he knew about it in the first place, and the plot would have been stronger if that had occurred.

With that being said, the world building was otherwise well done and deliciously scary. I appreciated the way it played with the audience’s expectations as well as with common stereotypes about people who spend their lives in rural, isolated places. It can be difficult for many folks to understand why not everyone prefers their way of life, including the decision of where to live or which customs to follow. Horror can shine a light on the assumptions we make about each other and what that may say about us as human beings. This is one of the many reasons why I like that genre so much.

Snow Angel of Revenge made me shudder.

Movie Review: Moana 2


Moana 2

Directed by: David G. Derrick Jr., Jason Hand, and Dana Ledoux Miller
Writers: Jared Bush, Dana Ledoux Miller, Bek Smith
Starring: Auli’i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Hualalai Chung
Genre: Children’s (0 – 6 y.o.), Middle Grade (8 – 12 y.o.), Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Paranormal, Historical
Rating: 4 Stars (8 on IMDB)
Reviewed by Astilbe

After receiving an unexpected call from her wayfinding ancestors, Moana must journey to the far seas of Oceania and into dangerous, long-lost waters for an adventure unlike anything she’s ever faced.

Anything can happen in the middle of the ocean.

The pacing was strong and exciting without ever being too scary for younger viewers in my opinion. The few scarier scenes were brief and generally interrupted by a joke or a song to break the tension. I liked the way the characters worked together and kept the storyline going while bursting into song or dealing with the various problems – paranormal and otherwise – that can crop up when a group of friends decides to sail the ocean and save the world (or at least that corner of the world).

I would have liked to see more attention paid to the plot. Some of it reminded me a lot of Moana’s first adventure, and the sections of it that were new tended to be revealed close to the end. This is something I’m saying as someone who loves this universe and did enjoy the sequel overall. I simply needed extra time spent exploring the things that the main character learned this time around in order to go for a full five-star (ten on IMDB) rating.

Some of my favorite scenes were the ones that showed the characters in various humorous situations. For example, Heihei the pet rooster somehow managed to get into trouble every time Moana glanced away from him. If there wasn’t any trouble seeking him out, he looked for it instead by messing around with the wrong parts of the ocean or walking into places no sensible chicken should poke their beak into. I could watch a whole film about his antics and still not grow tired of the silly things he did.

Moana 2 was full of adventure.

Movie Review: Shredder Orpheus

Shredder Orpheus
Writers: Robert McGinley
Director: Robert McGinley
Starring: Robert McGinley, Megan Murphy, Gian-Carlo Scandiuzzi, Vera McCaughan
Publisher: Boom! Cult, Inc., Image Network Inc.
Genre:SciFi/Fantasy, Horror, Historical
Rating: Stars 3 Stars (6 Stars on IMDB)
Reviewed by Astilbe

Skateboarder named Orpheus and friends go to Hell to stop television signals that are brainwashing America.

True love makes anything possible, right?

The retelling of the Orpheus and Eurydice legend made me smile. Anyone who isn’t already familiar with this Greek myth may want to give it a quick google beforehand so they’ll know the basic plot, but viewers who skip that step will be able to figure things out later on in the film once the plot speeds up. As someone who was only somewhat aware of the original, I thought it was cool to see it reinterpreted on the big screen but didn’t have any strong opinions about what that should look like. There is definitely something cool about seeing how famous old stories can be retold to new generations in ways that feel more modern, and I hope to watch more movies like this in the future.

I struggled with the slow pacing of this film, especially given how long it took some subplots to begin to influence each other. Yes, filming styles were different 30+ years ago, but I still found myself wishing that the fantasy elements of the storyline had been developed more deeply so it would be easier for me to figure out what is going on with those characters. There was room to do that here, and it would have made for a stronger tale in my opinion.

With that being said, the plot was so surreal and dreamlike that the portions of it I had trouble putting together at first ended up making much more sense later on. This may work best for viewers who can go with the flow and enjoy the ride. It may be confusing at times just like trying to explain what happened in a disjointed dream after you wake up and realize that dream you didn’t realize how odd certain moments were, but figuring out what certain scenes may have meant afterwards can be quite rewarding. I especially liked comparing the earliest scenes to what was revealed about them close to the end when certain themes finally wove together and worked in my mind.

Shredder Orpheus kept me guessing what might happen next.

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Movie Review: Shiver Me Timbers


Shiver Me Timbers
Writers: Paul Stephen Mann, E.C. Segar
Director: Paul Stephen Mann
Starring: Murdo Adams, Stephen Corrall, Paul Dewdney
Publisher: Gravitas Ventures
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Horror, Historical
Rating: 3 stars (6 stars on IMDB)
Reviewed by Astilbe

In 1986 Northern California, Olive Oyl, her brother Castor and friends, go on a camping trip to see the meteor shower with Halley’s comet. But the night turns into horror as a meteor transforms Popeye, into an unstoppable killing machine.

Comets are nothing to mess around with.

I must admit that Popeye the Sailor Man is just about the last character I’d ever associate with the horror genre, so I was intrigued to see what the writers and director were going to do to make him scary. It was funny to see how they used his catchphrases and habits in news ways to keep the audience entertained. He made me laugh and shrink back in fear at the same time which is exactly the reaction I hoped I would have.

While I didn’t need a lengthy explanation of why Popeye appeared, I did find myself wishing for more plot development here. The reason given for his murderous escapades never quite made sense to me, and trying to figure it out was a distraction from both the horrifying and the comical moments in this film. I would have chosen a higher rating if this wasn’t the case.

It isn’t necessary to be familiar with 1980s slasher flicks in order to enjoy this homage to them, but viewers who have seen at least one or two horror films from that decade may notice some cool throwbacks to the way things were filmed a few decades ago. Without giving away spoilers, I’m specifically thinking of the way rural settings were sometimes used to amp up the suspense back then and how isolation and fear could lead a character to make impulsive decisions that they might not have chosen if, say, they’d been in a city surrounded by other people.

Shiver Me Timbers was creative.

TV Series Review: CAT. 8


Title: CAT. 8
Writers: Jason Bourque, Donald Martin
Director: Kevin Fair
Starring: Matthew Modine, Maxim Roy, Ted Whittall, Trevor Hayes, Kate Drummond
Publisher: Bridge Entertainment
Genre: Contemporary, Action, Adventure
Rating: 4 Stars (8 Stars on IMDB)
Reviewed by: Xeranthemum

Synopsis #1 of 2 – Part 1: An untested global defense system triggers a swarm of devastating solar flares, resulting in catastrophic earthquakes and ferocious magnetic storms; an unprecedented CAT. 8 Armageddon. Can we stop the annihilation of the human race?

Synopsis #2 of 2 – Part 2: Much to the world’s surprise, the sun releases a gigantic coronal mass ejection, as the elite task force of the dangerous secretary of defense is hot on Ranger and Whitlow’s trail. They are mankind’s last hope. Can they save us once more?

I’m on a disaster movie kick on YouTube and a lot of movies are great if I use the fast-forward button to get to the ‘good parts’. I didn’t have to do that much with Cat 8. There were a lot of interesting topics, issues and drama to take in. The basic gist is – don’t mess with the sun or you’re going to get burnt.

The movie’s pace kept the plot moving along so it kept my interest. It’s shown in two parts on YouTube and the first one ends in a cliff-hanger. I originally thought that I’d watch the second part the next day, but nope. I stayed up until after midnight, basically binge-watching the entire thing. It originally aired as a television mini-series in 2013, but I’d never heard of it. It was made in the Netherlands, but the language is English so it’s all good.

I was really impressed with the special effects, especially when the earth started creating canyons and reshaping the land in certain states. The solar flares were cool, the aurora borealis was fascinating, and the effects of the plasma hits were well done. If I had to rate Cat 8 on the level of disaster, I’d give it a five.

As with all catastrophic movies, there is always a human element – the drama. That aspect is a little tricky because of the typical cliches that are endemic to the disaster movie genre – money, power, ego, romance, betrayals, abuse of power, megalomania, altruism, self-sacrifice, and even blended families. Every single one of these was explored in Cat: 8. Most worked but some, as you can imagine due to the length of the overall film, were a bit drawn out, hence the value of the FF button. As I mentioned above, I didn’t have to use it quite that much, which was a pleasant surprise. I enjoyed the interaction with the lead character, Dr. Michael Ranger, and his family and friends; the most important friend being Dr. Jane Whitlow.

With all good movies, there should be a villain everyone can get behind to root for their demise. The villain is extreme because even in the midst of the world’s potential end, the villain refuses to repent and instead doubles down on their chosen path and does dastardly things to ensure it. It takes the intuition of one person of importance that gives a viewer hints of hope that all is not lost. It created some moments of solid suspense and nail-biting.

The main romance is between Dr. Ranger’s daughter and her boyfriend. Dr. Ranger does not like the man his daughter is dating at all, and I had no problem picking up on those cues. There were scenes where I thought his dislike made him out to be a real jerk and I didn’t like him for that. As I watched Tim, the boyfriend, be all heroic and like, I was sure that the good doctor would warm up to him. Be prepared to hold your breath for quite some time. It kind of took the “you’re not good enough” cliché a bit too far. But it IS a disaster movie after all.

On the whole, Category 8 (CAT. 8) is an epic disaster movie worthy of its genre. Make sure you have plenty of time to view the whole thing in one sitting. I am glad I stayed up late to view the entire movie in one shot as it kept the continuity of the energy, drama and intensity dialed up for my thorough enjoyment.

Movie Review: The Christmas Quest Directed by: Dustin Rikert


The Christmas Quest
Directed by: Dustin Rikert
Writers: Andrew Gernhard, Marcy Holland, Dustin Rikert
Starring: Lacey Chabert, Kristoffer Polaha, and Derek Ridell
Genre: Contemporary, Romance
Rating: 4 Stars (8 on IMDB)
Reviewed by Dicentra

An archaeologist, her ex-husband who is a Norse language expert, search for legendary treasure in Iceland during Christmas. Others join the hunt, leading to a thrilling race to secure the treasure before the wrong people obtain it.

Lacey Chabert is one of the unquestioned queens of holiday movies, and her newest Hallmark release, The Christmas Quest, was a charming holiday tale that meshed the best of cozy movies and the Indiana Jones style mystery dynamic. The movie, which also stars Kristoffer Polaha and Derek Ridell, takes the characters on a trip to Iceland to find a hidden treasure before Christmas day.

This is the first time I’ve heard of the legend of the Yule Lads, and it’s such a fun tale. Each of the lads comes down from the mountain on their specific day to enact mischief and collect what they love most (i.e. candles, milk, etc.). They also drop off a potato to children who misbehave (I’m not sure if that’s better or worse than coal, haha) The Yule Lads story such a playful tale compared to some of the other holiday stories around the world, and I loved how the history bridged the gap between Lacey Chabert’s character and her mother (both archaeologists).

I also loved the setting of the story. A lot of Hallmark movies in the past have featured New England settings, but this has Chabert and Polaha traveling to an Icelandic locale. They make their way through the mountains, traverse caves, and even set off booby traps a la Temple of Doom. The Indiana Jones references were not lost on the writers, as the map detailing their travels mirrored the one from the movies and they subtly nodded at some of the most famous scenes.

Overall, The Christmas Quest was an entertaining and exciting movie. I’m excited to see the new creative direction Hallmark seems to be going in, and I’ll definitely be checking out more of their new movies as they release. Check out this movie if you like adventure and romance complete with mystery and folktales.

Movie Review: 28 Weeks Later

28 Weeks Later
Writers Rowan Joffé, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, and Enrique López Lavigne
Director: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Rose Byrne, Robert Carlyle
Publisher: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Science Fiction, Horror
Rating: 3 Stars (6 Stars on IMDB)
Reviewed by Astilbe

Six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain, the US Army helps to secure a small area of London for the survivors to repopulate and start again. But not everything goes according to plan.

Nobody can run forever.

Surviving the first wave of the undead is anything but easy, but what I like to wonder about when I watch these sorts of films has to do with how the living might rebuild after things have calmed down again. About seven months is enough time to clear out buildings, beef up security, and start thinking about moving survivors back into town.

The military hasn’t always been shown in the best light in the zombie genre, so I was intrigued to see how it would handle the reclamation of London and the return to something that vaguely resembles normal life. People need more than food and water to survive. Having something else to live for is also important, although I’ll leave it up to other viewers to see how needs other than the most basic ones may have been approached in this universe.

One of the unexpectedly funny moments happened in one of the earliest scenes when a few NATO military forces realized that two children had been given clearance to move back into London. Existing in what until quite recently zombie territory wasn’t a problem, apparently, but a preteen and a teenager standing quietly in line were enough to send these hardened soldiers into a panic. I loved the way this scene played around with the audience’s and the soldiers’ expectations of what should and shouldn’t be frightening in a post-zombiepocalypse setting.

I did find myself wishing that some of the gory scenes could have been replaced or rewritten to include more character and plot development. While there were a few exciting twists in those areas later on, exploring those moments in greater detail would have made this a five star film for me. Yes, zombie tales in general are almost certainly going to be bloody and graphic as that comes with the territory, but I need something more substantial mixed in with all of the chomping and chasing in order to keep me hyped up for the next instalment.

With that being said, these developments did make me look at previous scenes in a different light and helped to explain what I originally thought was a massive plot hole involving a character who had some terrible luck in one of the earliest scenes. There’s nothing like being pleasantly surprised as a viewer just when you think you probably have everything figured out, and that’s a big part of the reason why I keep coming back for more.

28 Weeks Later made me wonder what could possibly happen in 28 Years Later!

Movie Review: Nosferatu



Nosferatu
Writers: Robert Eggers, Henrik Galeen, Bram Stoker
Director: Robert Eggers
Starring: Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgard
Publisher: Focus Features, Universal Pictures
Genre: dark fantasy, supernatural horror, vampire horror, horror
Rating 4 stars (8 stars on IMDB)
Review by Cholla

A gothic tale of obsession between a haunted young woman and the terrifying vampire infatuated with her, causing untold horror in its wake.

Vampires have fascinated me since I was a kid.  I often say it all started with Count von Count on Sesame Street and spiraled out of control from there.  When I saw there was a new version of Nosferatu coming to the big screen, I knew it was something I needed to see.

The cinematography is simply amazing.  Beautiful landscapes, creepy old castle rooms, just everything is so well shot and lighted.  You can feel the difference when the scenes shift between life as usual in Wisburg and the ominous foreboding of Count Orlok’s castle.

In addition, the acting is excellent.  Lily-Rose Depp’s fear and helplessness are palpable, especially when she awakes from one of her many nightmares.  The possession scenes are terrifying as you can see and feel her helplessness in the grip of the mysterious Orlok.  Bill Skarsgard’s portrayal of Orlok is creepy, giving the character a real presence in every scene.  My favorite, however, was Willem Dafoe as the professor.  He’s both highly intelligent and completely nutty in this role, and it works so well.

While I know that the original Nosferatu was an unauthorized adaptation of Dracula, I was still surprised by how much it borrowed from the original source material.  In that sense, it made Nosferatu feel very familiar, while still being different enough to hold my attention.  The main difference is that in Dracula, you have a solid and driving plot.  Which is something that Nosferatu lacked.  There is a story there, and it’s enjoyable on its own, but it’s not as fully realized as it could have been.  However, the excellent acting and filming techniques are enough to make up for the more basic plot, in my opinion.

Nosferatu is a new and exciting take on an old classic.  It’s very atmospheric and creepy, although not scary.  I’d recommend it to any lover of vampire lore.