Top 5 Things I Don’t Do (That Most Other People Do) by E.J. Russell – Guest Blog and Giveaway


Long and Short Reviews welcomes E.J. Russell who is celebrating today’s release of Devouring Flame.

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Thank you so much for helping me celebrate the release of Devouring Flame! At the end of the tour, I’ll be giving away a prize—a $25 Dreamspinner gift card plus one of my backlist titles—to one commenter (chosen at random across all the tour posts), so please be sure to join the conversation!

Devouring Flame is the second book in my series centered around the employees of Enchanted Occasions Event Planning, where the word “enchanted” is quite literally, er, literal. The EO staff are all outcast from their supernatural home realms, most of them because they’re aitchers (short for half-and-half), part human and part other, and discriminated against by Pures of all races. But they’ve found a community with their EO co-workers, and job satisfaction staging magical events for their clients.

Of course, sometimes those events get… complicated. 🙂

Top 5 Things I Don’t Do (That Most Other People Do)

1) Listen to music

I’m an auditory learner, which means that any sounds entering my ears disconnect my brain from thinking about anything else. This used to be okay—back in the day before my sons graduated from high school and I was on deck to make all their dance costumes, I could listen to music and/or back episodes of “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” while I was sewing. Because let’s face it, sewing is really boring, especially if you have to make two of everything (as I did with twins). But once I started writing, I essentially stopped listening to music because A) I stopped sewing and B) I needed the brain silence to plot my books!

2) Drink coffee

When I was growing up, coffee was something adults drank. Then suddenly I was an adult and I’d never learned how to appreciate the taste. My best friend from high school tried to teach me, but after a while, I just surrendered. Now I drink tea. It works for me.

3) Watch TV

Sure, I’ll stream a show or movie on Netflix or Prime now and then, but it’s been years since I’ve been committed to watching regular weekly broadcast (or cable) shows. Ever since Pushing Daisies was cancelled, I just haven’t had the heart (or the patience). Of course, all available popular TV shows should thank me—the instant I become interested in a show (see Pushing Daisies above), it gets cancelled.

4) Stay up on New Year’s Eve

Nope. For one thing, I’m not a night owl, so I get sleepy by 10:30 or so. Also I’m a 100% introvert, so parties have never appealed to me, nor has the idea of hanging around in Times Square and watching the ball drop, or enduring Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Although apparently this year, Anderson Cooper hosting CNN’s coverage while doing tequila shots was rather amusing…

5) Go out after dark

If I’m already out and it gets dark, that’s one thing (even though I dislike driving at night regardless). But once the sun goes down, you have to give me a really good reason to leave the house, or I’m staying put. (BTW, a really good reason would be attending one of my sons’ dance performances, or having dinner with my daughter when she’s in town.)

What about you? Is there anything you’ll say “Oh, hell no!” to when your friends and family say, “But everybody does it!”?
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Reunited and reignited.

While cutting through the Interstices—the post-creation gap between realms—Smith, half-demon tech specialist for Enchanted Occasions Event Planning, spies the person he yearns for daily but dreads seeing again: the ifrit, Hashim of the Windrider clan.

On their one literally smoldering night together, Smith, stupidly besotted, revealed his true name—a demon’s greatest vulnerability. When Hashim didn’t return the favor, then split the next morning with no word? Message received, loud and clear: Thanks but no, thanks.

Although Hashim had burned to return Smith’s trust, it was impossible. The wizard who conjured him holds his true name in secret, and unless Hashim discovers it, he’ll never be free.

When their attraction sparks once more, the two unite to search for Hashim’s hidden name—which would be a hell of a lot easier if they didn’t have to contend with a convention full of food-crazed vampires on the one day out of the century they can consume something other than blood.

But if they fail, Hashim will be doomed to eternal slavery, and their reignited love will collapse in the ashes.
Luckily Smith is the guy who gets shit done. And Hashim is never afraid to heat things up.

About the Author: E.J. Russell–grace, mother of three, recovering actor–writes romance in a rainbow of flavors. Count on high snark, low angst and happy endings.

Reality? Eh, not so much.

E.J.’s paranormal romantic comedy, The Druid Next Door, was a 2018 RITA® finalist. She’s married to Curmudgeonly Husband, a man who cares even less about sports than she does. Luckily, C.H. also loves to cook, or all three of their children (Lovely Daughter and Darling Sons A and B) would have survived on nothing but Cheerios, beef jerky, and Satsuma mandarins (the extent of E.J.’s culinary skill set).

E.J. lives in rural Oregon, enjoys visits from her wonderful adult children, and indulges in good books, red wine, and the occasional hyperbole.

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Top Five Charades Titles by E.J. Russell – Guest Blog and Giveaway

Long and Short Reviews welcomes E.J. Russell who is celebrating the recent release of Mystic Man.

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Many thanks to Long and Short Reviews for inviting me to stop by today as part of the Mystic Man blog tour! Mystic Man is a contemporary novella set in Connecticut, part of Dreamspinner’s States of Love collection. To celebrate the release, at the end of the tour I’ll be giving away a $20 Amazon gift card and an ebook copy of Clickbait (another of my contemporary romantic comedies) to one lucky commenter.

Top 5 Charades Titles

When I was in graduate school, the co-chair of our department (Theater Administration) hosted a dinner at his home at the beginning of each year for the students in our program. He always included a parlor game as part of the evening’s festivities, and in my first year, my teachers and fellow students discovered one of my deep, dark secrets.

I’m a charades shark.

Part of this comes from working in a book store for years, so when the opposing team tried to pull one on us by giving us The Physician’s Desk Reference, I guessed it in about thirty seconds.

A second part comes from a long-standing fascination with the quirky and obscure. And the last part comes from strategy: when assigning titles to the other team, don’t give them easily acted words; when presenting to your own team, break things down into syllables, which are usually easier for people to grasp than the big picture (especially if the other team has a shark like me).

So although I’m giving away my best secrets here, I trust you to use them for evil, not good (at least when it comes to your next game of charades). Counting down from five…

5. The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind (book)

While there’s greater glory in stumping the opposing team with a short, obscure title with difficult to guess words, I’m rarely able to resist using this one. The first edition of this book came out in 1976, when I was working at the B. Dalton in Costa Mesa. I have no idea what it’s about—and the title doesn’t make it any clearer, which makes it perfect for charades.

4. “One Misty Moisty Morning” (song)

From Steeleye Span’s Parcel of Rogues album. The two center words are a definite struggle for most charaders who haven’t embraced the “sounds like” and “break down into syllables” strategy.

3. The Sex Life of the Polyp (movie)

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2. “Rhinocratic Oaths” (song)

By the Bonzo Dog Band, this song is impossible to explain. And nearly impossible to charadify as well—unless your team includes someone who’s a fan of sixties British surreal comedy groups.

1. The Valley of Gwangi (movie)

A 1969 movie featuring James Franciscus in possibly the worst movie makeup ever, with Ray Harryhausen dinosaur stop-motion animation. The movie’s tag line? “Cowboys battle monsters in the lost world of Forbidden Valley.” A classic.

So if you were challenged to a cutthroat game of charades today, what title would you choose to confound your opponents?

When a series of personal crises prompt risk-averse research librarian Aaron Templeton to apply for a job on the other side of the country, nobody is more surprised than he is. He nearly runs home before the final interview except for one little problem: he has no home anymore. He put his condo on the market before he left California and it’s already sold. Only an encounter with free-spirited Connecticut native Cody Brown at the Mystic Seaport Museum staves off Aaron’s incipient panic attack.

Cody loves nothing better than introducing newcomers to the great features of his beloved home state, and when the newbie in question is a rumpled professorial type with the saddest blue eyes on the planet? Score! The attraction between the two men deepens as they explore Cody’s favorite spots, but when difficulties arise and Aaron’s insecurities threaten to overwhelm him, will Cody’s love be enough to keep him in Mystic?

About the Author:E.J. Russell–grace, mother of three, recovering actor–writes romance in a rainbow of flavors. Count on high snark, low angst and happy endings.

Reality? Eh, not so much.

She’s married to Curmudgeonly Husband, a man who cares even less about sports than she does. Luckily, C.H. also loves to cook, or all three of their children (Lovely Daughter and Darling Sons A and B) would have survived on nothing but Cheerios, beef jerky, and Satsuma mandarins (the extent of E.J.’s culinary skill set).

E.J. lives in rural Oregon, enjoys visits from her wonderful adult children, and indulges in good books, red wine, and the occasional hyperbole.

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Top Five Books by E.J. Russell – Guest Blog and Giveaway

Long and Short Reviews welcomes E.J. Russell who is celebrating the recent release of Nudging Faith.

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A huge thank you to Long and Short Reviews for inviting me to stop by today to share my Top Five favorite books as part of the Nudging Fate blog tour! Nudging Fate is my first full-length novel with Dreamspinner, and it’s another of my “paranormal romantic comedies.” To celebrate the release, at the end of the tour I’ll be giving away a $20 Amazon gift card and an ebook copy of Cutie and the Beast (another paranormal romantic comedy) to one lucky commenter.

My top five favorite books of all time? How can I pick only five? Let’s call these a representative set of my favorite all-time books, okay?

Cotillion by Georgette Heyer

In truth, I’ve read all of Heyer’s Regency romances multiple times but I love this one in particular because for one thing, it’s funny (and I’m always up for the humor). Plus, it has my favorite all-time Heyer hero: the Honorable Frederick Standen. He’s nothing like any of her other heroes—he’s not handsome, his pantaloons aren’t “moulded to his powerful thighs,” he’s self-deprecating. Yet his worldly knowledge and social grace are exactly what the heroine needs—and because of that, he finally becomes a hero in his own eyes too.

Ishmael by Barbara Hambly

Ishmael, I should say right off the bat, is a Star Trek novel. TOS book #23, as a matter of fact. When it was first published (in 1985), Ms. Hambly only had her original Darwath trilogy and maybe one or two other high fantasy books released (all of which I loved). So when I found out that the newest book was a *cue the disdainful tone* Star Trek book, I was greatly disappointed. Now I was a TOS fan from the day of its premiere episode in September 1966, so it wasn’t Star Trek per se that I objected to. But I wanted more of her high fantasy! How could she do this to me?

Nevertheless, I bought the book…and holy crap.

Ms. Hambly is about three years older than I am, so our popular culture frames of reference are nearly identical. She probably watched that first TOS episode as a freshman in high school while I watched it at the dawn of sixth grade. Around the same time period, another series was airing—Here Come the Brides, set in post-Civil War Seattle when it was a lumber boom town. Clearly she had her favorite characters in both shows—and she wrote a book to make them related to each other!
(As a nerdy side note: the actor who played Aaron Stemple in HCtB was Mark Lenard, the same man who played Sarek, Spock’s father, in TOS.)

Charmed Life by Diana Wynne Jones

I’m a huge Diana Wynne Jones fan. Charmed Life was the first of her books that I read—I think I was twenty-three when I checked it out of the children’s section of the local library. (I actually remember what I was wearing that day, as if my subconscious held onto it because it knew how momentous an occasion it was!)

Nearly all of Ms. Jones’s books present initially as fantasy. But then, at some point, they intersect the “real” world. I’ve always loved the notion of a magical world existing alongside our own—indeed, right under our noses—which may be why I’ve chosen to write so much paranormal romance that skews toward urban fantasy!

After I read this, I was on constant lookout for more of Ms. Jones’s books—at the time, she published about one per year. In the late seventies, when I was working at a bookstore, I used to special order them as soon as they showed up in Books in Print. With the advent of Amazon, I one-clicked like a fiend. I have nearly all of her books in hardcover editions.

Sadly, there’ll be no more. Ms. Jones passed in 2011.

War for the Oaks by Emma Bull

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Faerie + rock and roll in Minneapolis. I mean, who could resist?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling

I adore the way Rowling seeded important plot points and references alllll the way through the seven Potter books. This one, though, is still my favorite. It’s the first place where some of those earlier seeds pay off (Hagrid mentions Sirius the first time he appears in book one, for instance), Lupin and Sirius are two of my favorite series characters, and it’s the last book before things start to plunge ever further into death and untold destruction.

So there you have my top five. What about you? What’s one of your multi-rereads?

Not exactly a match made in Valhalla.
Half-norn event planner Anders Skuldsson is under strict orders from Asgard not to meddle with Fate. But with Enchanted Occasions’ latest booking—a competition for the hand of Faerie’s one true prince—crashing around his ears, it’s really difficult to toe that particular line. But if Andy pretends to be a contender for the prince…. It’s only temporary, so Odin can’t blame him. Right?

Conall of Odstone’s half-brother, Prince Reyner, was supposed to choose a mate before being crowned and wed. But the idiot left Con to impersonate him. Again.

When Con meets Andy, his anger turns to desire… and despair. Even if Andy forgives him for his imposture, how could someone eligible for a prince’s hand settle for the court outcast? And the double-deception isn’t their only obstacle. Unless Andy makes the right choice, their fates could be sealed by…well… Fate.

About the Author:E.J. Russell–grace, mother of three, recovering actor–writes romance in a rainbow of flavors. Count on high snark, low angst and happy endings.

Reality? Eh, not so much.

She’s married to Curmudgeonly Husband, a man who cares even less about sports than she does. Luckily, C.H. also loves to cook, or all three of their children (Lovely Daughter and Darling Sons A and B) would have survived on nothing but Cheerios, beef jerky, and Satsuma mandarins (the extent of E.J.’s culinary skill set).

E.J. lives in rural Oregon, enjoys visits from her wonderful adult children, and indulges in good books, red wine, and the occasional hyperbole.

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Buy the book at Amazon, Books2Read, or Dreamspinner.